Thanks for this Google, it made my day. If you’re reading this, you’re probably laughing along with me (SNL fans will get an extra kick out of this), until you think to yourself: “Wait, what was he googling that made this suggestion come up?” Well, the answer to that is: I was looking for a website called noneofyourfuckingbusiness.

Notice the suggestion for That was a nice bonus. And eventhough you already checked the link and saw for yourself that there isn’t anything all that great there, it did indirectly lead me here. If you don’t think sharting is funny on every conceivable level, you’re on the wrong website. Likewise, if you’re asking yourself “What the hell is¬†sharting?”¬† you should leave.