(In a stupid southern accent)
“Hey, man, does the last line on the swastika go up, or down, I can’t never remember that part.”
Now, no one has ever accused racist people of being particularly smart, but this attempt at racist graffiti really made me shake my head in disappointment and chuckle at the same time. Imagine this: you’re a racist. You’re already a pretty worthless person… now imagine that you aren’t even capable of being a proper racist. Sad huh? What’s left for this guy?
Let’s break this one down. You’re Johnson. You’re a businessman. You take on a business partner named Dix. Do you take some time and come up with a creative name for the company, or do you let your personal pride in your last names drive you to make a really stupid decision and turn your company into a joke? We thank Johnson and Dix – Petroleum Marketers for taking that second option.
And thanks to “Anita Johnson” from MA for sending this one in.
…but bringing one into a dive bar bathroom and carving stupid bathroom graffiti into the wall, totally cool. Folks, if we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times… bathroom graffiti doesn’t need to be complicated, bathroom graffiti just needs to be funny and or clever. And for god’s sake, just buy some markers. Enough with the bathroom graffiti carved into the walls. It’s way too much effort.none