And I’m like HAIKU!

We love a good bathroom wall haiku. How could you not? I mean this one isn’t “… refrigerator” but it’s still funny.

Bathroom graffiti edit

Good for Justin, coming back to edit the bathroom graffiti in which he declared of love for Vera. Justin obviously has a good head on his shoulders… well, good enough to simply change the tense of his original graffiti from “loves” to “loved” (notice the d was originally an s). Personally we would have just blacked it out and added her phone number along with her many sexual talents. You’re lucky Vera!

Source: littlewhitelion.com

Hilarious Bathroom Graffiti

This bit of bathroom wall graffiti gets right to the point. Crocs are officially one of the biggest trends that we’ve just never understood. And somehow they’ve stood the test of time… but then again so has Nascar, so how shocking is it really?

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Bathroom Graffiti

It’s interesting that men seem to be obsessed with drawing pictures of dicks and balls on the men’s bathroom walls for other men to see. And by interesting we mean super gay.

Funny bathroom graffiti response

Q: “So, I met a chick… seemed to be good, but then she left. Does she hate me?
A: “Respect the cock, tame the cunt.”

No, she doesn’t hate you, but everyone that read this graffiti on the men’s bathroom wall does. She probably just got fed up with how sensitive you were. Combine that with some extra skinny jeans and voilà, you’re sleeping alone tonight… and probably every night for the rest of your life. And get ready for the shocker… the guy that wrote the extra classy quote from the movie Magnolia in response on the wall below, is likely the one that took her home later that night.

Batman Bathroom Graffiti

This piece of bathroom graffiti is one of the creepiest ones to date in our opinion. The idea that Batman (or I guess any guy in a big, black, rubber suit) is really into watching you pee really creeps us right out. Some of you might not have a problem with that (and that’s cool), but we do.

Bathroom Stall Art

Honestly, we’re not sure what to make of this bit of bathroom stall art. The little man seems excited thinking about yet another little man that appears to be wearing some sort of helmet… fireman, construction worker, one of the other members of the Village People, your guess is as good as ours. Could it be related to this other much more direct piece of graffiti (seen below) that was only a foot or so away on the very same bathroom stall wall? Perhaps.

This piece of bathroom graffiti is basically the much more hateful version of the one above. Both were in the same bathroom stall. Can’t we assume that the author of this graffiti was also drinking at this bar?

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

From what we understand, condom companies aren’t liable for our sexual mistakes, whether it be an STD, an unplanned pregnancy or a fat chick. Besides, everyone knows the liquor companies are usually responsible for all of those.

Religious bathroom graffiti… really?

This piece of bathroom graffiti asks a very important question: What would Jesus do? We tend to agree with the answer. He probably wouldn’t vandalize bathroom walls. Although you have to admit, the idea of Jesus running around vandalizing ancient bathrooms is pretty funny. Is it possible that religious bathroom graffiti could become a new category?

Funny bathroom graffiti response

Another classic, funny bathroom graffiti response. We here at the bathroom wall would also like all slutty political prisoners freed and immediately sent our headquarters… and by “headquarters” we mean our apartments… and by “apartments” we mean the basements of our parents’ houses. And honestly we’d settle for pizza over slutty political prisoners. Seriously, we’re hungry.

Classic Bathroom Graffiti

We’ve seen the classic bathroom graffiti phrase “why are you looking up here? The joke‘s in your hands.” Well, this is a variation on that old classic which is all good and fine… we see different versions of classic bathroom stall poetry all the time. What’s bothering us about this piece is the response with a hand-drawn Facebook “Like” icon. Does Facebook really need to have a place outside of the virtual world? Isn’t it invasive enough as it is without ending up in our bathrooms? Also worth noting: It’s important that your grammar is solid if you’re going to write graffiti on the bathroom wall, or apparently your 3rd grade teacher will be right behind you correcting your errors with her red pen.

Thanks to Jalen from Philly for sending this one in.

Bathroom Graffiti

One of the things that takes a piece of bathroom graffiti to the next level is when the artist makes use of the various bathroom fixtures and incorporates them into the graffiti. We’ve all seen the now infamous piece of bathroom graffiti “Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You.” A great example of a bathroom graffiti piece gone horribly right. This piece of stall art might not be as clever, but it still makes us chuckle.

Funny Bathroom Wall Art

Mr Flush says “peanuts and corn kernels clog my pipes.” A nice little piece of bathroom graffiti or bathroom wall art sent in by one of our anonymous visitors. Why one wouldn’t want their name tied to a vulgar bathroom graffiti website, we will never understand. But, thanks for contributing!

Angry Birds Bathroom Graffiti

Whoa, whoa, whoa… Let’s not get crazy with our bathroom graffiti name calling here. I don’t know if saying “Angry Birds equals super gay” is fair. “Angry Birds = the end of my productivity.” Sure. “Angry Birds = the reason I have no social life anymore.” Maybe. “Angry Birds = The reason I’m now single.” Could be. I think it’s obvious that this bathroom graffiti artist just hasn’t been fully blessed with what it feels like to slingshot various colored at poorly built structures in an effort to kill the green pigs that relentlessly mock you as yoU FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN! AHHHHHHH! STUPID PIGS!

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

From the outside looking in, the occupy protests seemed like a bunch of jobless hippies gathering to play drums and smoke pot, half of them not even knowing why they were actually there. It might as well have been a “what’s left of the Grateful Dead” concert. This piece of bathroom stall graffiti is recommending a new movement. One that we think everyone can relate to. Something that could gain traction even faster and possibly take the entire world by storm.

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

There seems to be an epidemic in the bathroom graffiti world. For some unknown reason an awful lot of dudes like to draw dicks on the bathroom walls. Well, this bathroom graffiti artist has a suggestion to put an end to all of this homoerotic insanity… just draw big titties instead. He’s even polite about it… it’s just a suggestion. We agree that this is probably better. Besides, drawing dicks on the bathroom wall is super gay. Seriously… super gay.

Funny Bathroom Graffiti Response

The bathroom graffiti response is easily one of the greatest types of bathroom graffiti that we see. Usually some d-bag tries to write something deep and profound on the bathroom wall and gets a handful of smart ass responses. This graffiti and the response to it is a perfect example.

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

In our extensive experience with bathroom stall graffiti we’ve noticed a few things. Not the least of which is that bathroom stalls seem to be used as much for recreation as they are for normal bathroom use. Drawing, writing poetry, having sex, using drugs, bathroom stalls have seen it all, and the writing and graffiti left on the bathroom walls usually paints a solid picture of how hard life has been for a particular bathroom stall. The one thing I’ve never understood is snorting cocaine off of a bathroom surface. I try not to touch any of the surfaces in a dirty bathroom stall, let alone cut up drugs on them and snort them up my nose. Seriously, all you need to do is find a hooker, bring her into the bathroom stall with you and do the lines off her ass like a man.

Bathroom Graffiti

Some people think that our constant exposure to media rots our brains and is in turn making the world dumber and lazier. This marker wielding wise old sage does not think that. He is, however, a fan of moderation.
“Kill your tv and pc! Wait…hmmm. I need to check my email, and I don’t want to miss the new episode of Lost. What to do? I got it! Kill your tv OR pc! I don’t really care which one you pick, but come on people, enough is enough. I’m not saying that we should go cold turkey, but let’s take some baby steps. If you kill your tv, you can still catch up with episodes on Hulu. If you kill your pc, you can still watch tv and check your email on your iPhone.”

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

The sign graffiti is right (as graffiti usually is), liquor does give you special powers. A brilliant addition to the sign if you ask us. Thanks to Mike B. from Boston for sending in this little piece of bathroom sign graffiti.

Bathroom Graffiti Response

Judging by the response, the aforementioned unkind people in this bit of bathroom graffiti obviously don’t want your pitty.

Outhouse Graffiti

Wow… it’s not often we’re sent something that we aren’t sure we want to post. But we thought about it and where would our journalistic integrity be if we only posted the bathroom graffiti that we agreed with? Love it? Hate it? You tell us. By the way if you love it you’re a racist dick.

Bathroom Graffiti

4. Wipe hands on pants
Like we’ve said before, bathroom graffiti artists definitely love to target the bathroom hand drier instructions for their poetic little bits of graffiti wisdom. Everyone knows those old style bathroom hand driers suck and never quite do the job. This one’s a new one that we’ve never seen before, but I’d say it’s an instant classic. There’s also the bonus piece of graffiti… the classic you know you can always fall back on if you’re not feeling creative… that’s right: “FUCK”. You’re in the shitter, you’re bored, might as well write “fuck” on the wall, the hand drier, the bathroom mirror… whatever else I can before you leave the bathroom.

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

Hand drier instructions have forever been the target of bathroom graffiti artists, and they often produce some of the best funny bathroom graffiti. They tend to have some odd instruction icons on them. We’ve all seen the classic “Press Button, Receive Bacon” Well, now the applaud jellyfish bathroom graffiti has joined the ranks of that classic. Who designs the icon graphics on these bathroom hand driers? Part of me wants to believe that the designer did it on purpose with hopes that someone would leave a wiseass graffiti response on it in every bathroom across America.

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

If you’re going to branch out from the normal, safe bathroom graffiti, this is how to do it. Sure this guy could have drawn a dick on the bathroom stall wall, but instead he chose to express himself with a bathroom haiku, and an insanely funny one at that.

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

Nothing like someone trying to come up with something profound, then deciding the best forum for that thought is graffiti on a bathroom wall. Don’t get me wrong, I live much of my life based on insights I find scrawled on the bathroom stall walls, but this person had to expect that classic, bathroom graffiti, smart ass response. Take that fatty!

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

This funny bit of bathroom graffiti is from a toilet stall in one of our all time favorite movies. Who can name the movie? I mean, honestly unless you were dead in the 90s you should know this. I’ll give you a hint: Cam Neely

Classic Bathroom Graffiti

Ohhhh snap!  Take that you damn eco-concious hippie!

This bathroom graffiti gem was found on the wall of a dive-bar bathroom that looked like it had been host to several UFC fights and a couple of hockey games.  The place was pretty fucked up.

Side note: who the hell brings a crayon with them to the bar?

Bathroom Graffiti

What else can you say about this one? I guess I just have to appreciate the fact that I was lucky enough to be in a dive bar toilet that the actual Ass Master himself also used.

Side note: I used a paper towel to open the door when I left… I don’t know where the Ass Masters hands have been.

Funny Graffiti

This is a classic piece of stop sign graffiti. We see so many defaced stop signs that it’s nice to see one that’s actually funny.

See more funny signs and sign graffiti