Another classic, funny bathroom graffiti response. We here at the bathroom wall would also like all slutty political prisoners freed and immediately sent our headquarters… and by “headquarters” we mean our apartments… and by “apartments” we mean the basements of our parents’ houses. And honestly we’d settle for pizza over slutty political prisoners. Seriously, we’re hungry.
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We’ve seen the classic bathroom graffiti phrase “why are you looking up here? The joke‘s in your hands.” Well, this is a variation on that old classic which is all good and fine… we see different version of classic bathroom stall poetry all the time. What’s bothering us about this piece is the response with a hand-drawn Facebook “Like” icon. Does Facebook really need to have a place outside of the virtual world? Isn’t it invasive enough as it is without ending up in our bathrooms? Also worth noting: It’s important that your grammar is solid if you’re going to write graffiti on the bathroom wall, or apparently your 3rd grade teacher will be right behind you correcting your errors with her red pen.
Thanks to Jalen from Philly for sending this one in.
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One of the things that takes a piece of bathroom graffiti to the next level is when the artist makes use of the various bathroom fixtures and incorporates them into the graffiti. We’ve all seen the now infamous piece of bathroom graffiti “Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You.” A great example of a bathroom graffiti piece gone horribly right. This piece of stall art might not be as clever, but it still makes us chuckle.
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Mr Flush says “peanuts and corn kernels clog my pipes.” A nice little piece of bathroom graffiti or bathroom wall art sent in by one of our anonymous visitors. Why one wouldn’t want their name tied to a vulgar bathroom graffiti website, we will never understand. But, thanks for contributing!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa… Let’s not get crazy with our bathroom graffiti name calling here. I don’t know if saying “Angry Birds equals super gay” is fair. “Angry Birds = the end of my productivity.” Sure. “Angry Birds = the reason I have no social life anymore.” Maybe. “Angry Birds = The reason I’m now single.” Could be. I think it’s obvious that this bathroom graffiti artist just hasn’t been fully blessed with what it feels like to slingshot various colored at poorly built structures in an effort to kill the green pigs that relentlessly mock you as yoU FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN! AHHHHHHH! STUPID PIGS!
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From the outside looking in, the occupy protests seemed like a bunch of jobless hippies gathering to play drums and smoke pot, half of them not even knowing why they were actually there. It might as well have been a “what’s left of the Grateful Dead” concert. This piece of bathroom stall graffiti is recommending a new movement. One that we think everyone can relate to. Something that could gain traction even faster and possibly take the entire world by storm.
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There seems to be an epidemic in the bathroom graffiti world. For some unknown reason an awful lot of dudes like to draw dicks on the bathroom walls. Well, this bathroom graffiti artist has a suggestion to put an end to all of this homoerotic insanity… just draw big titties instead. He’s even polite about it… it’s just a suggestion. We agree that this is probably better. Besides, drawing dicks on the bathroom wall is super gay. Seriously… super gay.
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The bathroom graffiti response is easily one of the greatest types of bathroom graffiti that we see. Usually some d-bag tries to write something deep and profound on the bathroom wall and gets a handful of smart ass responses. This graffiti and the response to it is a perfect example.
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In our extensive experience with bathroom stall graffiti we’ve noticed a few things. Not the least of which is that bathroom stalls seem to be used as much for recreation as they are for normal bathroom use. Drawing, writing poetry, having sex, using drugs, bathroom stalls have seen it all, and the writing and graffiti left on the bathroom walls usually paints a solid picture of how hard life has been for a particular bathroom stall. The one thing I’ve never understood is snorting cocaine off of a bathroom surface. I try not to touch any of the surfaces in a dirty bathroom stall, let alone cut up drugs on them and snort them up my nose. Seriously, all you need to do is find a hooker, bring her into the bathroom stall with you and do the lines off her ass like a man.
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Some people think that our constant exposure to media rots our brains and is in turn making the world dumber and lazier. This marker wielding wise old sage does not think that. He is, however, a fan of moderation.
“Kill your tv and pc! Wait…hmmm. I need to check my email, and I don’t want to miss the new episode of Lost. What to do? I got it! Kill your tv OR pc! I don’t really care which one you pick, but come on people, enough is enough. I’m not saying that we should go cold turkey, but let’s take some baby steps. If you kill your tv, you can still catch up with episodes on Hulu. If you kill your pc, you can still watch tv and check your email on your iPhone.”
The sign graffiti is right (as graffiti usually is), liquor does give you special powers. A brilliant addition to the sign if you ask us. Thanks to Mike B. from Boston for sending in this little piece of bathroom sign graffiti.
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Judging by the response, the aforementioned unkind people in this bit of bathroom graffiti obviously don’t want your pitty.
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Wow… it’s not often we’re sent something that we aren’t sure we want to post. But we thought about it and where would our journalistic integrity be if we only posted the bathroom graffiti that we agreed with? Love it? Hate it? You tell us. By the way if you love it you’re a racist dick.
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4. Wipe hands on pants
Like we’ve said before, bathroom graffiti artists definitely love to target the bathroom hand drier instructions for their poetic little bits of graffiti wisdom. Everyone knows those old style bathroom hand driers suck and never quite do the job. This one’s a new one that we’ve never seen before, but I’d say it’s an instant classic. There’s also the bonus piece of graffiti… the classic you know you can always fall back on if you’re not feeling creative… that’s right: “FUCK”. You’re in the shitter, you’re bored, might as well write “fuck” on the wall, the hand drier, the bathroom mirror… whatever else I can before you leave the bathroom.
Hand drier instructions have forever been the target of bathroom graffiti artists, and they often produce some of the best funny bathroom graffiti. They tend to have some odd instruction icons on them. We’ve all seen the classic “Press Button, Receive Bacon” Well, now the applaud jellyfish bathroom graffiti has joined the ranks of that classic. Who designs the icon graphics on these bathroom hand driers? Part of me wants to believe that the designer did it on purpose with hopes that someone would leave a wiseass graffiti response on it in every bathroom across America.
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If you’re going to branch out from the normal, safe bathroom graffiti, this is how to do it. Sure this guy could have drawn a dick on the bathroom stall wall, but instead he chose to express himself with a bathroom haiku, and an insanely funny one at that.
Nothing like someone trying to come up with something profound, then deciding the best forum for that thought is graffiti on a bathroom wall. Don’t get me wrong, I live much of my life based on insights I find scrawled on the bathroom stall walls, but this person had to expect that classic, bathroom graffiti, smart ass response. Take that fatty!
Ohhhh snap! Take that you damn eco-concious hippie!
This bathroom graffiti gem was found on the wall of a dive-bar bathroom that looked like it had been host to several UFC fights and a couple of hockey games. The place was pretty fucked up.
Side note: who the hell brings a crayon with them to the bar?
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What else can you say about this one? I guess I just have to appreciate the fact that I was lucky enough to be in a dive bar toilet that the actual Ass Master himself also used.
Side note: I used a paper towel to open the door when I left… I don’t know where the Ass Masters hands have been.
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This is a classic piece of stop sign graffiti. We see so many defaced stop signs that it’s nice to see one that’s actually funny.
See more funny signs and sign graffiti
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We like the creativity and effort put into this one. It’s not just writing or a drawing on the bathroom wall, it’s a mini bathroom graffiti installation.
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“I has a pen.” Folks, if you’re going to write a big, visible graffiti message on the bathroom wall, write slow and check your spelling. We’re glad this bathroom graffiti wizard isn’t “reprenting” anything we’re connected to. Sorry Nova Scotia, your graffiti representatives are apparently retarded.
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There are few things we love more than a good, funny bathroom graffiti response. And you’re almost certain to get one if your bathroom graffiti message has a giant retarded typo in it.
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Forget the marker, this bathroom graffiti artist rocked it old school and went straight for the spray paint. BAM! The pair of car air fresheners hanging in the bathroom stall add a nice touch to this bathroom graffiti picture.
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A classic bathroom graffiti message to leave for the next person that makes the mistake of sitting before they check for toilet paper.
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Seriously, speak to your local representative. We here at FromTheBathroomWall can see how serious this growing problem could be. We take most of our political views, concerns and religious beliefs from bathroom graffiti on bathroom walls, in dive bars if possible.
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We’re always baffled by the fact that when a man is under the pressure of coming up with some funny bathroom graffiti, the default solution (more often than not) is bathroom graffiti that in some way incorporates a drawing of a penis.
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The cover-up fail. We have to assume the bathroom graffiti was indeed better than the cover-up.
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