It’s graffiti… we’re sure of that. Is it funny? Insightful? The meaning of life? Who knows, because who the hell would take the time to read it? Which begs the question: who the hell took the time to write it? We’re calling this bathroom graffiti a solid fail. Know your audience, people! Ain’t no one got no time for this!
Funny Bathroom Art
Now we realize there may be some lost-in-translation aspects of this poster… but come on. Could it be more suggestive? Maybe if we spoke French we’d know this has something to do wine stimulating your appetite, but mostly we just think it’s a man pounding wine with a boner. Hey, whatever you French people think is cool.
Foreign products easily make up the majority of our funny products category. There is a seemingly endless supply of foreign product names that take on a whole new meaning in English. Megapussi is no exception. Though in this case we have a hard time believing this product name means anything else in any other language… call us ignorant Americans if you want, but come on… this is one funny foreign product that needs no English translation. SOLD!
Funny Book Title
We care about disabled people. Except for the ones that drool a lot. Gross.
Bathroom Graffiti – FAIL!
“I has a pen.” Folks, if you’re going to write a big, visible graffiti message on the bathroom wall, write slow and check your spelling. We’re glad this bathroom graffiti wizard isn’t “reprenting” anything we’re connected to. Sorry Nova Scotia, your graffiti representatives are apparently retarded.
The cover-up fail. We have to assume the bathroom graffiti was indeed better than the cover-up.
What makes a great funny product name? Usually the word “Dick” will do it. I’m not sure, but shouldn’t the dark ones be larger?
I’m not a plumber/bathroom tile guy, but I can tell you this isn’t a great solution to the problem.
The Japanese are f%cked up. There, I said it! Leave it to the country with used panties in vending machines to come up with this name for a drink.
Tickets to Tijuana, trashy whore, and donkey not included.
(In a stupid southern accent)
“Hey, man, does the last line on the swastika go up, or down, I can’t never remember that part.”
Now, no one has ever accused racist people of being particularly smart, but this attempt at racist graffiti really made me shake my head in disappointment and chuckle at the same time. Imagine this: you’re a racist. You’re already a pretty worthless person… now imagine that you aren’t even capable of being a proper racist. Sad huh? What’s left for this guy?
“…in a mysterious sauce”
Look, there’s a enough mystery in Asian food already, do they really need to play games with the ignorant American folks?
That tagline writes itself: “Bona: For polishing your wood.”
Side note: We’re available for hire in the product marketing/copy writing field, but we’re extremely expensive.
This amazing failure of a drawing was found on a New England restaurant specials board. Now we understand you don’t need advanced degrees to work in the average restaurant, but any less-than-retarded 5 year old knows a turkey doesn’t have 4 legs unless it was imported from the Chernobyl turkey farm.
You’ve got to love rednecks. Such a proud people, with their incest, and wonderful lack of tolerance. Hey, we get it. Sometimes you have an attractive cousin and there’s only one thing you can do about.
Cooking with Pooh. That’s right folks, this is a real book (I actually own it… how could I not?). A big thanks to the art directors at Disney Mouse Works that let this one slip out the door, not just for the name, but for whatever is being stirred in that bowl.
Wow. Really? This sounds like it came out of a dicsussion in a porno.
“Doctor, my throat hurts. Is there anything you can do for me?”
“Just relax baby. I’m gonna give you my soothing organic throat coat.”
Hmmm…I think I should pitch that to the Throat Coat folks as an idea for their next commercial.