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Hilariously nerdy, and clever Star Trek bathroom graffiti. According to the contributor it was found in Liam Layor’s delivery office. In case you’re not quite getting it, the sticker is a Klingon. Hint: think phonetically. As much as we love the spur of the moment aspect of bathroom graffiti, we also love it when we see bathroom graffiti that was obviously pre-planned. Who just has a Star Trek sticker on them in the toilet? Hopefully no one, but then again, trekkies are crazy fanatics.

Credit: Thanks to “Mega Ironic Rag” for sending this one in.

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

Hand drier instructions have forever been the target of bathroom graffiti artists, and they often produce some of the best funny bathroom graffiti. They tend to have some odd instruction icons on them. We’ve all seen the classic “Press Button, Receive Bacon” Well, now the applaud jellyfish bathroom graffiti has joined the ranks of that classic. Who designs the icon graphics on these bathroom hand driers? Part of me wants to believe that the designer did it on purpose with hopes that someone would leave a wiseass graffiti response on it in every bathroom across America.

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Hilarious Bathroom Graffiti

This bit of bathroom wall graffiti gets right to the point. Crocs are officially one of the biggest trends that we’ve just never understood. And somehow they’ve stood the test of time… but then again so has Nascar, so how shocking is it really?

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Classic Bathroom Graffiti

“I was told there’d be no math!”

This is funny for a lot of different reasons. I honestly want to meet the guy that left the original math problem on the wall. I can understand the second guy’s frustration. You sit down to relax for a few minutes on the toilet and BAM! Algebra! It probably brought the guy back to high school, making him remember that test he failed that started him on the downward spiral that that has been his life ever since. “Solve for x!? I just want to make doody!”

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

If you’re going to branch out from the normal, safe bathroom graffiti, this is how to do it. Sure this guy could have drawn a dick on the bathroom stall wall, but instead he chose to express himself with a bathroom haiku, and an insanely funny one at that.

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Clever Bathroom Art

Hilarious. Another great use of the hand drier to create some funny bathroom art.

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I hate the eagles!

Much like herpes, once it showed up the music of the Eagles is likely to be something we’re all going to have to live with for the rest of our lives. But to give the Eagles some credit, they don’t cause itchy red sores on your body … at least not often.

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

In our extensive experience with bathroom stall graffiti we’ve noticed a few things. Not the least of which is that bathroom stalls seem to be used as much for recreation as they are for normal bathroom use. Drawing, writing poetry, having sex, using drugs, bathroom stalls have seen it all, and the writing and graffiti left on the bathroom walls usually paints a solid picture of how hard life has been for a particular bathroom stall. The one thing I’ve never understood is snorting cocaine off of a bathroom surface. I try not to touch any of the surfaces in a dirty bathroom stall, let alone cut up drugs on them and snort them up my nose. Seriously, all you need to do is find a hooker, bring her into the bathroom stall with you and do the lines off her ass like a man.

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Bathroom Graffiti – Pull for Art Degree

We find this bathroom graffiti to be complete off-base. We know plenty of people with art degrees that are doing just fine for themselves. Without $150K worth of artistic training how else could they mow those amazing patterns into their client’s lawns.

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Bathroom Graffiti

We’re always shocked to see or hear a person on their cellphone while using the toilet. This isn’t even really bathroom stall etiquette (although if you’re holding up the line you’re that much more of a dick), this is more being generally inconsiderate to those around you that might borrow your cell phone. Just remember folks, the next time you borrow a cell phone from someone and you think to yourself “that phone sorta smelled like balls” well, it probably was the smell of actual balls.

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Funny Bathroom Wall Art

This probably one of best uses of a fixture in bathroom graffiti since Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You. We see a lot of this kind of stuff (as you might imagine), and this is definitely one of the best piece of bathroom wall art we’ve come across. Nice work.

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And I’m like HAIKU!

We love a good bathroom wall haiku. How could you not? I mean this one isn’t “… refrigerator” but it’s still funny.

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Bathroom Graffiti

It’s interesting that men seem to be obsessed with drawing pictures of dicks and balls on the men’s bathroom walls for other men to see. And by interesting we mean super gay.

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Batman Bathroom Graffiti

This piece of bathroom graffiti is one of the creepiest ones to date in our opinion. The idea that Batman (or I guess any guy in a big, black, rubber suit) is really into watching you pee really creeps us right out. Some of you might not have a problem with that (and that’s cool), but we do.

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Bathroom Stall Art

Honestly, we’re not sure what to make of this bit of bathroom stall art. The little man seems excited thinking about yet another little man that appears to be wearing some sort of helmet… fireman, construction worker, one of the other members of the Village People, your guess is as good as ours. Could it be related to this other much more direct piece of graffiti (seen below) that was only a foot or so away on the very same bathroom stall wall? Perhaps.

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This piece of bathroom graffiti is basically the much more hateful version of the one above. Both were in the same bathroom stall. Can’t we assume that the author of this graffiti was also drinking at this bar?

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

From what we understand, condom companies aren’t liable for our sexual mistakes, whether it be an STD, an unplanned pregnancy or a fat chick. Besides, everyone knows the liquor companies are usually responsible for all of those.

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Religious bathroom graffiti… really?

This piece of bathroom graffiti asks a very important question: What would Jesus do? We tend to agree with the answer. He probably wouldn’t vandalize bathroom walls. Although you have to admit, the idea of Jesus running around vandalizing ancient bathrooms is pretty funny. Is it possible that religious bathroom graffiti could become a new category?

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Funny bathroom graffiti response

Another classic, funny bathroom graffiti response. We here at the bathroom wall would also like all slutty political prisoners freed and immediately sent our headquarters… and by “headquarters” we mean our apartments… and by “apartments” we mean the basements of our parents’ houses. And honestly we’d settle for pizza over slutty political prisoners. Seriously, we’re hungry.

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Classic Bathroom Graffiti

We’ve seen the classic bathroom graffiti phrase “why are you looking up here? The joke‘s in your hands.” Well, this is a variation on that old classic which is all good and fine… we see different versions of classic bathroom stall poetry all the time. What’s bothering us about this piece is the response with a hand-drawn Facebook “Like” icon. Does Facebook really need to have a place outside of the virtual world? Isn’t it invasive enough as it is without ending up in our bathrooms? Also worth noting: It’s important that your grammar is solid if you’re going to write graffiti on the bathroom wall, or apparently your 3rd grade teacher will be right behind you correcting your errors with her red pen.

Thanks to Jalen from Philly for sending this one in.

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Bathroom Graffiti

One of the things that takes a piece of bathroom graffiti to the next level is when the artist makes use of the various bathroom fixtures and incorporates them into the graffiti. We’ve all seen the now infamous piece of bathroom graffiti “Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You.” A great example of a bathroom graffiti piece gone horribly right. This piece of stall art might not be as clever, but it still makes us chuckle.

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Funny Bathroom Wall Art

Mr Flush says “peanuts and corn kernels clog my pipes.” A nice little piece of bathroom graffiti or bathroom wall art sent in by one of our anonymous visitors. Why one wouldn’t want their name tied to a vulgar bathroom graffiti website, we will never understand. But, thanks for contributing!

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angry birds graffiti

Angry Birds Bathroom Graffiti

Whoa, whoa, whoa… Let’s not get crazy with our bathroom graffiti name calling here. I don’t know if saying “Angry Birds equals super gay” is fair. “Angry Birds = the end of my productivity.” Sure. “Angry Birds = the reason I have no social life anymore.” Maybe. “Angry Birds = The reason I’m now single.” Could be. I think it’s obvious that this bathroom graffiti artist just hasn’t been fully blessed with what it feels like to slingshot various colored at poorly built structures in an effort to kill the green pigs that relentlessly mock you as yoU FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN! AHHHHHHH! STUPID PIGS!

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

From the outside looking in, the occupy protests seemed like a bunch of jobless hippies gathering to play drums and smoke pot, half of them not even knowing why they were actually there. It might as well have been a “what’s left of the Grateful Dead” concert. This piece of bathroom stall graffiti is recommending a new movement. One that we think everyone can relate to. Something that could gain traction even faster and possibly take the entire world by storm.

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

There seems to be an epidemic in the bathroom graffiti world. For some unknown reason an awful lot of dudes like to draw dicks on the bathroom walls. Well, this bathroom graffiti artist has a suggestion to put an end to all of this homoerotic insanity… just draw big titties instead. He’s even polite about it… it’s just a suggestion. We agree that this is probably better. Besides, drawing dicks on the bathroom wall is super gay. Seriously… super gay.

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti Response

The bathroom graffiti response is easily one of the greatest types of bathroom graffiti that we see. Usually some d-bag tries to write something deep and profound on the bathroom wall and gets a handful of smart ass responses. This graffiti and the response to it is a perfect example.

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

In our extensive experience with bathroom stall graffiti we’ve noticed a few things. Not the least of which is that bathroom stalls seem to be used as much for recreation as they are for normal bathroom use. Drawing, writing poetry, having sex, using drugs, bathroom stalls have seen it all, and the writing and graffiti left on the bathroom walls usually paints a solid picture of how hard life has been for a particular bathroom stall. The one thing I’ve never understood is snorting cocaine off of a bathroom surface. I try not to touch any of the surfaces in a dirty bathroom stall, let alone cut up drugs on them and snort them up my nose. Seriously, all you need to do is find a hooker, bring her into the bathroom stall with you and do the lines off her ass like a man.

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Bathroom Graffiti

Some people think that our constant exposure to media rots our brains and is in turn making the world dumber and lazier. This marker wielding wise old sage does not think that. He is, however, a fan of moderation.
“Kill your tv and pc! Wait…hmmm. I need to check my email, and I don’t want to miss the new episode of Lost. What to do? I got it! Kill your tv OR pc! I don’t really care which one you pick, but come on people, enough is enough. I’m not saying that we should go cold turkey, but let’s take some baby steps. If you kill your tv, you can still catch up with episodes on Hulu. If you kill your pc, you can still watch tv and check your email on your iPhone.”

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

The sign graffiti is right (as graffiti usually is), liquor does give you special powers. A brilliant addition to the sign if you ask us. Thanks to Mike B. from Boston for sending in this little piece of bathroom sign graffiti.

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Bathroom Graffiti Response

Judging by the response, the aforementioned unkind people in this bit of bathroom graffiti obviously don’t want your pitty.

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Bathroom Graffiti

4. Wipe hands on pants
Like we’ve said before, bathroom graffiti artists definitely love to target the bathroom hand drier instructions for their poetic little bits of graffiti wisdom. Everyone knows those old style bathroom hand driers suck and never quite do the job. This one’s a new one that we’ve never seen before, but I’d say it’s an instant classic. There’s also the bonus piece of graffiti… the classic you know you can always fall back on if you’re not feeling creative… that’s right: “FUCK”. You’re in the shitter, you’re bored, might as well write “fuck” on the wall, the hand drier, the bathroom mirror… whatever else I can before you leave the bathroom.

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