Funny Products and Funny Company Names
It always amazes us what people are willing name their companies, and then what some companies will call their products. Sure some of the foreign products fall under that lost in translation gray area, but American companies and products have no excuse other than stupidity. Here is a collection of some of our favorite funny products, weird advertisements, and ridiculous, unintentionally funny company names and logos.
Erektus and Pee Cola
Shit Be Gone
Cooking with Pooh
Clay Modeling with Pooh …Really?
Bona Wood Cleaner
100% Cok (not 90% like other Cok Juice)
Pork Faggots (Can that be real?
Total Telco Specialists, or TITS for shorts… wait, what?
Organic Throat Coat
Clarkes Special Nugget Plug
Concrete Vibrator …Ladies?
Got some of your own funny product shots, or pictures of a ridiculous, unintentionally funny company name? Send them in to firstname.lastname@example.org and let us know how you’d like to be credited on the site… for instance: Sent in by Doctor Jesus Von Penissaber III
Funny Bathroom Art
Now we realize there may be some lost-in-translation aspects of this poster… but come on. Could it be more suggestive? Maybe if we spoke French we’d know this has something to do wine stimulating your appetite, but mostly we just think it’s a man pounding wine with a boner. Hey, whatever you French people think is cool.
Foreign products easily make up the majority of our funny products category. There is a seemingly endless supply of foreign product names that take on a whole new meaning in English. Megapussi is no exception. Though in this case we have a hard time believing this product name means anything else in any other language… call us ignorant Americans if you want, but come on… this is one funny foreign product that needs no English translation. SOLD!
What makes a great funny product name? Usually the word “Dick” will do it. I’m not sure, but shouldn’t the dark ones be larger?
Shit Be Gone toilet paper. Nothing like getting right to the point with a funny product name. Personally if it were up to me I’d have called it Ass Wipe, but this also works… I guess.
This one was emailed in to us (Thanks to Joel), but again appears to have originated from Joom Gallery
The Japanese are f%cked up. There, I said it! Leave it to the country with used panties in vending machines to come up with this name for a drink.
It’s funny, until you look closer and really analyze the photo. Let’s just say the mix seems to meet the expectations you get when you hear this funny product name.
“…in a mysterious sauce”
Look, there’s a enough mystery in Asian food already, do they really need to play games with the ignorant American folks?
Not exactly Pork Faggots, but Homo Sausage is still enough to make me laugh… but it’s a really uncomfortable laugh, the kind of laugh where it’s obvious that I’d like to be anywhere else but here.