Funny Company Names

Really? I know we’ve gone over this one before, but let’s do it again for sanity’s sake. Your name is Hooker (already not that great) and your potential business partner’s name is Cockram (horrible on it’s own). Do the math here… two sexually suggestive names don’t make one respectable company name… they make one awesome company name. There’s no way these guys don’t catch shit for this on a regular basis. And we here at the bathroom wall, truly appreciate that this company doesn’t care what you think about it’s name.

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

The sign graffiti is right (as graffiti usually is), liquor does give you special powers. A brilliant addition to the sign if you ask us. Thanks to Mike B. from Boston for sending in this little piece of bathroom sign graffiti.

Funny Sign Graffiti

The graffiti on this sign brings up a great point. You know what’s worse than a dog that might chase you out of the yard trying to bite you? A dog that runs up to you and instead of barking tells you you’re fat, or tells you that the reason you don’t have a girlfriend is because you live at home with your parents.

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Sign Graffiti

Not much to say about this piece of sign graffiti… it’s insanely simple and ridiculously creative. Simple and creative folks, that’s all graffiti has to be. Actually, we forgot to mention “mean.” “Mean” always works.

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Sign Graffiti

There seems to be an endless supply of defaced stop signs in the world. Every little kid with access to spray paint that thinks he’s an amateur graffiti artist seems to be drawn to the stop sign because it already has half of a message on it… “STOP” …but stop what? Well, this bit of sign graffiti is a twofer. Someone (most likely a dirty hippie) first added the bottom part… “STOP eating animals.” the sign whined as it shed a tear. Then a wiseass stencil graffiti artist changed it up to the wonderfully altered stop sign you see before you.

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Funny Signs

Some may think this sign is funny, but we here at the bathroom wall have a problem with it. If anything, an elderly couple crossing the street is 100 points if you manage to get both of them.

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Funny Sign Graffiti

Definitely a clever bit of sign graffiti. The guy that came up with this graffiti is probably one of those guys that can see 10 moves ahead in chess. What’s that? Probably not? Well, anyway, it’s funny graffiti.

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Funny Sign Graffiti

Use Ross Walk. Easily one of the most creatively modified signs we’ve ever seen. Lots of sign graffiti seems like it’s done spur of the moment, but what we like about this little bit of sign graffiti is that it took some serious planning.

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Funny Graffiti

First, MC. Hammer graffiti references on the stop signs, and now this awesome Vanilla Ice graffiti reference. For some unknown reason 1990 and 1991 (or the awkward period as I like to call it) has some weird draw in the graffiti world.

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Funny Graffiti

This has to be one of our favorite pieces of funny graffiti. All you graffiti artists could learn something from this one.
Side note: We too hope to be diagnosed with mustaches one day. Though I’m pretty sure my wife would have the cure.

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Funny Graffiti

We’ve always figured our lord to be a heavy metal fan, but we had no idea he’d be this hardcore. And yes ladies, we said “he.” The idea that God could be a woman is absurd. Take that feminism!

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Funny Graffiti

This is a classic piece of stop sign graffiti. We see so many defaced stop signs that it’s nice to see one that’s actually funny.

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This is the best lost dog poster we think we’ve ever seen. Hopefully Douche Mouth was found and returned safely to his obviously loving and caring owner.

Another one sent in to us by one of our loyal readers, origin unknown.

In what country does “Toilet” mean whatever is happening on this sign? We only ask because we’d like to move there.