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Hilarious Bathroom Graffiti

This bit of bathroom wall graffiti gets right to the point. Crocs are officially one of the biggest trends that we’ve just never understood. And somehow they’ve stood the test of time… but then again so has Nascar, so how shocking is it really?

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Classic Bathroom Graffiti

“I was told there’d be no math!”

This is funny for a lot of different reasons. I honestly want to meet the guy that left the original math problem on the wall. I can understand the second guy’s frustration. You sit down to relax for a few minutes on the toilet and BAM! Algebra! It probably brought the guy back to high school, making him remember that test he failed that started him on the downward spiral that that┬áhas been his┬álife ever since. “Solve for x!? I just want to make doody!”

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

If you’re going to branch out from the normal, safe bathroom graffiti, this is how to do it. Sure this guy could have drawn a dick on the bathroom stall wall, but instead he chose to express himself with a bathroom haiku, and an insanely funny one at that.

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

In our extensive experience with bathroom stall graffiti we’ve noticed a few things. Not the least of which is that bathroom stalls seem to be used as much for recreation as they are for normal bathroom use. Drawing, writing poetry, having sex, using drugs, bathroom stalls have seen it all, and the writing and graffiti left on the bathroom walls usually paints a solid picture of how hard life has been for a particular bathroom stall. The one thing I’ve never understood is snorting cocaine off of a bathroom surface. I try not to touch any of the surfaces in a dirty bathroom stall, let alone cut up drugs on them and snort them up my nose. Seriously, all you need to do is find a hooker, bring her into the bathroom stall with you and do the lines off her ass like a man.

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Bathroom Graffiti

We’re always shocked to see or hear a person on their cellphone while using the toilet. This isn’t even really bathroom stall etiquette (although if you’re holding up the line you’re that much more of a dick), this is more being generally inconsiderate to those around you that might borrow your cell phone. Just remember folks, the next time you borrow a cell phone from someone and you think to yourself “that phone sorta smelled like balls” well, it probably was the smell of actual balls.

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Funny Bathroom Wall Art

This probably one of best uses of a fixture in bathroom graffiti since Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You. We see a lot of this kind of stuff (as you might imagine), and this is definitely one of the best piece of bathroom wall art we’ve come across. Nice work.

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Bathroom Graffiti

It’s interesting that men seem to be obsessed with drawing pictures of dicks and balls on the men’s bathroom walls for other men to see. And by interesting we mean super gay.

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Funny Graffiti – Billboards

Truth be told, a lot of funny stuff happens outside of the bathroom stall… I know, hard to believe, right? Well here is a collection of some of our favorite, funny (non) bathroom stall graffiti… specifically, billboard graffiti.

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Technically not a billboard, but great graffiti nonetheless.

Funny graffiti on billboards

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It’s true, the dog does die… and you cried. Pussy.

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We still eat there… sorry, those burritos are amazing.

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That’s a dumb question. Everyone knows that dinosaur fossils were put on the Earth by the Devil to test our faith in the planet only being 6000 years old. Heathen!

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OK, we admit this is in fact not graffiti, but a great billboard combination.

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conservatives are racist billboard graffiti

funny billboards mcdonalds

Funny Billboards

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funny billboard graffiti

funny billboards mcdonalds

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Batman Bathroom Graffiti

This piece of bathroom graffiti is one of the creepiest ones to date in our opinion. The idea that Batman (or I guess any guy in a big, black, rubber suit) is really into watching you pee really creeps us right out. Some of you might not have a problem with that (and that’s cool), but we do.

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

From what we understand, condom companies aren’t liable for our sexual mistakes, whether it be an STD, an unplanned pregnancy or a fat chick. Besides, everyone knows the liquor companies are usually responsible for all of those.

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funny graffiti jesus lives

Religious Graffiti Response

Look we all saw the Passion of the Christ. Didn’t Jesus die an insanely bloody death at the hands of an anti-Semitic, raving Mel Gibson? Alright, for the record we didn’t actually see the movie, but this is roughly how we assume it went down.

We refuse to let this bit of religious graffiti go down without having a positive impact on the world. That being said, we are now officially adding a Funny Religious Graffiti category to the site. Praise the Lord!

Thanks to Amy from California for sending this one in.

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Funny Bathroom Wall Art

Mr Flush says “peanuts and corn kernels clog my pipes.” A nice little piece of bathroom graffiti or bathroom wall art sent in by one of our anonymous visitors. Why one wouldn’t want their name tied to a vulgar bathroom graffiti website, we will never understand. But, thanks for contributing!

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Bathroom Graffiti

Some people think that our constant exposure to media rots our brains and is in turn making the world dumber and lazier. This marker wielding wise old sage does not think that. He is, however, a fan of moderation.
“Kill your tv and pc! Wait…hmmm. I need to check my email, and I don’t want to miss the new episode of Lost. What to do? I got it! Kill your tv OR pc! I don’t really care which one you pick, but come on people, enough is enough. I’m not saying that we should go cold turkey, but let’s take some baby steps. If you kill your tv, you can still catch up with episodes on Hulu. If you kill your pc, you can still watch tv and check your email on your iPhone.”

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Funny Bathroom Graffiti

The sign graffiti is right (as graffiti usually is), liquor does give you special powers. A brilliant addition to the sign if you ask us. Thanks to Mike B. from Boston for sending in this little piece of bathroom sign graffiti.

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Funny Sign Graffiti

The graffiti on this sign brings up a great point. You know what’s worse than a dog that might chase you out of the yard trying to bite you? A dog that runs up to you and instead of barking tells you you’re fat, or tells you that the reason you don’t have a girlfriend is because you live at home with your parents.

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Sign Graffiti

Not much to say about this piece of sign graffiti… it’s insanely simple and ridiculously creative. Simple and creative folks, that’s all graffiti has to be. Actually, we forgot to mention “mean.” “Mean” always works.

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Sign Graffiti

There seems to be an endless supply of defaced stop signs in the world. Every little kid with access to spray paint that thinks he’s an amateur graffiti artist seems to be drawn to the stop sign because it already has half of a message on it… “STOP” …but stop what? Well, this bit of sign graffiti is a twofer. Someone (most likely a dirty hippie) first added the bottom part… “STOP eating animals.” the sign whined as it shed a tear. Then a wiseass stencil graffiti artist changed it up to the wonderfully altered stop sign you see before you.

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See more funny sign graffiti

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Outhouse Graffiti

Wow… it’s not often we’re sent something that we aren’t sure we want to post. But we thought about it and where would our journalistic integrity be if we only posted the bathroom graffiti that we agreed with? Love it? Hate it? You tell us. By the way if you love it you’re a racist dick.

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bathroom graffiti instructions

Bathroom Graffiti

4. Wipe hands on pants
Like we’ve said before, bathroom graffiti artists definitely love to target the bathroom hand drier instructions for their poetic little bits of graffiti wisdom. Everyone knows those old style bathroom hand driers suck and never quite do the job. This one’s a new one that we’ve never seen before, but I’d say it’s an instant classic. There’s also the bonus piece of graffiti… the classic you know you can always fall back on if you’re not feeling creative… that’s right: “FUCK”. You’re in the shitter, you’re bored, might as well write “fuck” on the wall, the hand drier, the bathroom mirror… whatever else I can before you leave the bathroom.

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Funny Sign Graffiti

Definitely a clever bit of sign graffiti. The guy that came up with this graffiti is probably one of those guys that can see 10 moves ahead in chess. What’s that? Probably not? Well, anyway, it’s funny graffiti.

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Funny Sign Graffiti

Use Ross Walk. Easily one of the most creatively modified signs we’ve ever seen. Lots of sign graffiti seems like it’s done spur of the moment, but what we like about this little bit of sign graffiti is that it took some serious planning.

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Funny Graffiti

First, MC. Hammer graffiti references on the stop signs, and now this awesome Vanilla Ice graffiti reference. For some unknown reason 1990 and 1991 (or the awkward period as I like to call it) has some weird draw in the graffiti world.

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Funny Graffiti

This has to be one of our favorite pieces of funny graffiti. All you graffiti artists could learn something from this one.
Side note: We too hope to be diagnosed with mustaches one day. Though I’m pretty sure my wife would have the cure.

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Funny Graffiti

We’ve always figured our lord to be a heavy metal fan, but we had no idea he’d be this hardcore. And yes ladies, we said “he.” The idea that God could be a woman is absurd. Take that feminism!

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Bathroom Graffiti

What else can you say about this one? I guess I just have to appreciate the fact that I was lucky enough to be in a dive bar toilet that the actual Ass Master himself also used.

Side note: I used a paper towel to open the door when I left… I don’t know where the Ass Masters hands have been.

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Funny Graffiti

This is a classic piece of stop sign graffiti. We see so many defaced stop signs that it’s nice to see one that’s actually funny.

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Bathroom Graffiti Installation

We like the creativity and effort put into this one. It’s not just writing or a drawing on the bathroom wall, it’s a mini bathroom graffiti installation.

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Funny Response to Bathroom Graffiti

There are few things we love more than a good, funny bathroom graffiti response. And you’re almost certain to get one if your bathroom graffiti message has a giant retarded typo in it.

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Bathroom Graffiti

Forget the marker, this bathroom graffiti artist rocked it old school and went straight for the spray paint. BAM! The pair of car air fresheners hanging in the bathroom stall add a nice touch to this bathroom graffiti picture.

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Bathroom Graffiti – Funny Stuff

A classic bathroom graffiti message to leave for the next person that makes the mistake of sitting before they check for toilet paper.

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