Mr Flush says “peanuts and corn kernels clog my pipes.” A nice little piece of bathroom graffiti or bathroom wall art sent in by one of our anonymous visitors. Why one wouldn’t want their name tied to a vulgar bathroom graffiti website, we will never understand. But, thanks for contributing!
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Some people think that our constant exposure to media rots our brains and is in turn making the world dumber and lazier. This marker wielding wise old sage does not think that. He is, however, a fan of moderation.
“Kill your tv and pc! Wait…hmmm. I need to check my email, and I don’t want to miss the new episode of Lost. What to do? I got it! Kill your tv OR pc! I don’t really care which one you pick, but come on people, enough is enough. I’m not saying that we should go cold turkey, but let’s take some baby steps. If you kill your tv, you can still catch up with episodes on Hulu. If you kill your pc, you can still watch tv and check your email on your iPhone.”
The sign graffiti is right (as graffiti usually is), liquor does give you special powers. A brilliant addition to the sign if you ask us. Thanks to Mike B. from Boston for sending in this little piece of bathroom sign graffiti.
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The graffiti on this sign brings up a great point. You know what’s worse than a dog that might chase you out of the yard trying to bite you? A dog that runs up to you and instead of barking tells you you’re fat, or tells you that the reason you don’t have a girlfriend is because you live at home with your parents.
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Not much to say about this piece of sign graffiti… it’s insanely simple and ridiculously creative. Simple and creative folks, that’s all graffiti has to be. Actually, we forgot to mention “mean.” “Mean” always works.
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There seems to be an endless supply of defaced stop signs in the world. Every little kid with access to spray paint that thinks he’s an amateur graffiti artist seems to be drawn to the stop sign because it already has half of a message on it… “STOP” …but stop what? Well, this bit of sign graffiti is a twofer. Someone (most likely a dirty hippie) first added the bottom part… “STOP eating animals.” the sign whined as it shed a tear. Then a wiseass stencil graffiti artist changed it up to the wonderfully altered stop sign you see before you.
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Wow… it’s not often we’re sent something that we aren’t sure we want to post. But we thought about it and where would our journalistic integrity be if we only posted the bathroom graffiti that we agreed with? Love it? Hate it? You tell us. By the way if you love it you’re a racist dick.
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4. Wipe hands on pants
Like we’ve said before, bathroom graffiti artists definitely love to target the bathroom hand drier instructions for their poetic little bits of graffiti wisdom. Everyone knows those old style bathroom hand driers suck and never quite do the job. This one’s a new one that we’ve never seen before, but I’d say it’s an instant classic. There’s also the bonus piece of graffiti… the classic you know you can always fall back on if you’re not feeling creative… that’s right: “FUCK”. You’re in the shitter, you’re bored, might as well write “fuck” on the wall, the hand drier, the bathroom mirror… whatever else I can before you leave the bathroom.
Definitely a clever bit of sign graffiti. The guy that came up with this graffiti is probably one of those guys that can see 10 moves ahead in chess. What’s that? Probably not? Well, anyway, it’s funny graffiti.
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Use Ross Walk. Easily one of the most creatively modified signs we’ve ever seen. Lots of sign graffiti seems like it’s done spur of the moment, but what we like about this little bit of sign graffiti is that it took some serious planning.
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If you’re going to branch out from the normal, safe bathroom graffiti, this is how to do it. Sure this guy could have drawn a dick on the bathroom stall wall, but instead he chose to express himself with a bathroom haiku, and an insanely funny one at that.
First, MC. Hammer graffiti references on the stop signs, and now this awesome Vanilla Ice graffiti reference. For some unknown reason 1990 and 1991 (or the awkward period as I like to call it) has some weird draw in the graffiti world.
This has to be one of our favorite pieces of funny graffiti. All you graffiti artists could learn something from this one.
Side note: We too hope to be diagnosed with mustaches one day. Though I’m pretty sure my wife would have the cure.
We’ve always figured our lord to be a heavy metal fan, but we had no idea he’d be this hardcore. And yes ladies, we said “he.” The idea that God could be a woman is absurd. Take that feminism!
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What else can you say about this one? I guess I just have to appreciate the fact that I was lucky enough to be in a dive bar toilet that the actual Ass Master himself also used.
Side note: I used a paper towel to open the door when I left… I don’t know where the Ass Masters hands have been.
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This is a classic piece of stop sign graffiti. We see so many defaced stop signs that it’s nice to see one that’s actually funny.
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We like the creativity and effort put into this one. It’s not just writing or a drawing on the bathroom wall, it’s a mini bathroom graffiti installation.
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There are few things we love more than a good, funny bathroom graffiti response. And you’re almost certain to get one if your bathroom graffiti message has a giant retarded typo in it.
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Forget the marker, this bathroom graffiti artist rocked it old school and went straight for the spray paint. BAM! The pair of car air fresheners hanging in the bathroom stall add a nice touch to this bathroom graffiti picture.
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A classic bathroom graffiti message to leave for the next person that makes the mistake of sitting before they check for toilet paper.
noneDefinitely obscene, but pretty creative and definitely cool. How many bathroom graffiti videos like this exist
Seriously, speak to your local representative. We here at FromTheBathroomWall can see how serious this growing problem could be. We take most of our political views, concerns and religious beliefs from bathroom graffiti on bathroom walls, in dive bars if possible.
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We’re always baffled by the fact that when a man is under the pressure of coming up with some funny bathroom graffiti, the default solution (more often than not) is bathroom graffiti that in some way incorporates a drawing of a penis.
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The cover-up fail. We have to assume the bathroom graffiti was indeed better than the cover-up.
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This would be an awesome wall mounted machine. I mean who doesn’t like bacon? I mean other than hippie vegetarians, and vegans. I’m just kidding, you guys are adorable with your morals.
This is one of the older bits of funny classic bathroom graffiti that we’re seeing pop up in a lot of different places now. Great stuff.
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I hope you all enjoy this one as much as I do. I damn near crashed my car to get this shot.
One of our favorite forms of bathroom stall graffiti is the response. The more people involved in the conversation the better it often is.
(Thanks to Jeff from MA for emailing this one in to us)
Not much to say about this piece of bathroom graffiti. He is the waste… I guess. I don’t know, maybe it’s some kind of secret code, or riddle. Maybe he’s a superhero/villain… “The Waste strikes again!” Well, now I want to know who The Waste is, and why he writes on bathroom stall walls.
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There isn’t much to say about this one, I mean, we’ve all done blow in a bathroom stall, right? No? Me either. What’s sort of funny about this is one though, is that it was found in an airport bathroom stall, just past the customs inspection lines.
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