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Funny bathroom graffiti response

Another classic, funny bathroom graffiti response. We here at the bathroom wall would also like all slutty political prisoners freed and immediately sent our headquarters… and by “headquarters” we mean our apartments… and by “apartments” we mean the basements of our parents’ houses. And honestly we’d settle for pizza over slutty political prisoners. Seriously, we’re hungry.

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bathroom graffiti

Classic Bathroom Graffiti

We’ve seen the classic bathroom graffiti phrase “why are you looking up here? The joke‘s in your hands.” Well, this is a variation on that old classic which is all good and fine… we see different versions of classic bathroom stall poetry all the time. What’s bothering us about this piece is the response with a hand-drawn Facebook “Like” icon. Does Facebook really need to have a place outside of the virtual world? Isn’t it invasive enough as it is without ending up in our bathrooms? Also worth noting: It’s important that your grammar is solid if you’re going to write graffiti on the bathroom wall, or apparently your 3rd grade teacher will be right behind you correcting your errors with her red pen.

Thanks to Jalen from Philly for sending this one in.

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bathroom stall art

Bathroom Graffiti

One of the things that takes a piece of bathroom graffiti to the next level is when the artist makes use of the various bathroom fixtures and incorporates them into the graffiti. We’ve all seen the now infamous piece of bathroom graffiti “Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You.” A great example of a bathroom graffiti piece gone horribly right. This piece of stall art might not be as clever, but it still makes us chuckle.

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bathroom wall art

Funny Bathroom Wall Art

Mr Flush says “peanuts and corn kernels clog my pipes.” A nice little piece of bathroom graffiti or bathroom wall art sent in by one of our anonymous visitors. Why one wouldn’t want their name tied to a vulgar bathroom graffiti website, we will never understand. But, thanks for contributing!

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Funny Company Names - Hooker Cockram

Funny Company Names

Really? I know we’ve gone over this one before, but let’s do it again for sanity’s sake. Your name is Hooker (already not that great) and your potential business partner’s name is Cockram (horrible on it’s own). Do the math here… two sexually suggestive names don’t make one respectable company name… they make one awesome company name. There’s no way these guys don’t catch shit for this on a regular basis. And we here at the bathroom wall, truly appreciate that this company doesn’t care what you think about it’s name.

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angry birds graffiti

Angry Birds Bathroom Graffiti

Whoa, whoa, whoa… Let’s not get crazy with our bathroom graffiti name calling here. I don’t know if saying “Angry Birds equals super gay” is fair. “Angry Birds = the end of my productivity.” Sure. “Angry Birds = the reason I have no social life anymore.” Maybe. “Angry Birds = The reason I’m now single.” Could be. I think it’s obvious that this bathroom graffiti artist just hasn’t been fully blessed with what it feels like to slingshot various colored at poorly built structures in an effort to kill the green pigs that relentlessly mock you as yoU FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN! AHHHHHHH! STUPID PIGS!

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bathroom graffiti occupy my crotch

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

From the outside looking in, the occupy protests seemed like a bunch of jobless hippies gathering to play drums and smoke pot, half of them not even knowing why they were actually there. It might as well have been a “what’s left of the Grateful Dead” concert. This piece of bathroom stall graffiti is recommending a new movement. One that we think everyone can relate to. Something that could gain traction even faster and possibly take the entire world by storm.

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funny bathroom graffiti big titties

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

There seems to be an epidemic in the bathroom graffiti world. For some unknown reason an awful lot of dudes like to draw dicks on the bathroom walls. Well, this bathroom graffiti artist has a suggestion to put an end to all of this homoerotic insanity… just draw big titties instead. He’s even polite about it… it’s just a suggestion. We agree that this is probably better. Besides, drawing dicks on the bathroom wall is super gay. Seriously… super gay.

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bathroom graffiti response

Funny Bathroom Graffiti Response

The bathroom graffiti response is easily one of the greatest types of bathroom graffiti that we see. Usually some d-bag tries to write something deep and profound on the bathroom wall and gets a handful of smart ass responses. This graffiti and the response to it is a perfect example.

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bathroom graffiti cocaine

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

In our extensive experience with bathroom stall graffiti we’ve noticed a few things. Not the least of which is that bathroom stalls seem to be used as much for recreation as they are for normal bathroom use. Drawing, writing poetry, having sex, using drugs, bathroom stalls have seen it all, and the writing and graffiti left on the bathroom walls usually paints a solid picture of how hard life has been for a particular bathroom stall. The one thing I’ve never understood is snorting cocaine off of a bathroom surface. I try not to touch any of the surfaces in a dirty bathroom stall, let alone cut up drugs on them and snort them up my nose. Seriously, all you need to do is find a hooker, bring her into the bathroom stall with you and do the lines off her ass like a man.

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Bathroom Graffiti

Some people think that our constant exposure to media rots our brains and is in turn making the world dumber and lazier. This marker wielding wise old sage does not think that. He is, however, a fan of moderation.
“Kill your tv and pc! Wait…hmmm. I need to check my email, and I don’t want to miss the new episode of Lost. What to do? I got it! Kill your tv OR pc! I don’t really care which one you pick, but come on people, enough is enough. I’m not saying that we should go cold turkey, but let’s take some baby steps. If you kill your tv, you can still catch up with episodes on Hulu. If you kill your pc, you can still watch tv and check your email on your iPhone.”

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graffiti sign funny

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

The sign graffiti is right (as graffiti usually is), liquor does give you special powers. A brilliant addition to the sign if you ask us. Thanks to Mike B. from Boston for sending in this little piece of bathroom sign graffiti.

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graffiti sign

Funny Sign Graffiti

The graffiti on this sign brings up a great point. You know what’s worse than a dog that might chase you out of the yard trying to bite you? A dog that runs up to you and instead of barking tells you you’re fat, or tells you that the reason you don’t have a girlfriend is because you live at home with your parents.

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bathroom graffiti response

Bathroom Graffiti Response

Judging by the response, the aforementioned unkind people in this bit of bathroom graffiti obviously don’t want your pitty.

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sign graffiti

Sign Graffiti

Not much to say about this piece of sign graffiti… it’s insanely simple and ridiculously creative. Simple and creative folks, that’s all graffiti has to be. Actually, we forgot to mention “mean.” “Mean” always works.

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graffiti sign

Sign Graffiti

There seems to be an endless supply of defaced stop signs in the world. Every little kid with access to spray paint that thinks he’s an amateur graffiti artist seems to be drawn to the stop sign because it already has half of a message on it… “STOP” …but stop what? Well, this bit of sign graffiti is a twofer. Someone (most likely a dirty hippie) first added the bottom part… “STOP eating animals.” the sign whined as it shed a tear. Then a wiseass stencil graffiti artist changed it up to the wonderfully altered stop sign you see before you.

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See more funny sign graffiti

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racist outhouse graffiti

Outhouse Graffiti

Wow… it’s not often we’re sent something that we aren’t sure we want to post. But we thought about it and where would our journalistic integrity be if we only posted the bathroom graffiti that we agreed with? Love it? Hate it? You tell us. By the way if you love it you’re a racist dick.

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bathroom graffiti instructions

Bathroom Graffiti

4. Wipe hands on pants
Like we’ve said before, bathroom graffiti artists definitely love to target the bathroom hand drier instructions for their poetic little bits of graffiti wisdom. Everyone knows those old style bathroom hand driers suck and never quite do the job. This one’s a new one that we’ve never seen before, but I’d say it’s an instant classic. There’s also the bonus piece of graffiti… the classic you know you can always fall back on if you’re not feeling creative… that’s right: “FUCK”. You’re in the shitter, you’re bored, might as well write “fuck” on the wall, the hand drier, the bathroom mirror… whatever else I can before you leave the bathroom.

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funny signs

Funny Signs

Some may think this sign is funny, but we here at the bathroom wall have a problem with it. If anything, an elderly couple crossing the street is 100 points if you manage to get both of them.

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sign graffiti

Funny Sign Graffiti

Definitely a clever bit of sign graffiti. The guy that came up with this graffiti is probably one of those guys that can see 10 moves ahead in chess. What’s that? Probably not? Well, anyway, it’s funny graffiti.

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graffiti sign

Funny Sign Graffiti

Use Ross Walk. Easily one of the most creatively modified signs we’ve ever seen. Lots of sign graffiti seems like it’s done spur of the moment, but what we like about this little bit of sign graffiti is that it took some serious planning.

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bathroom wall graffiti

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

Nothing like someone trying to come up with something profound, then deciding the best forum for that thought is graffiti on a bathroom wall. Don’t get me wrong, I live much of my life based on insights I find scrawled on the bathroom stall walls, but this person had to expect that classic, bathroom graffiti, smart ass response. Take that fatty!

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movie bathroom graffiti

Funny Bathroom Graffiti

This funny bit of bathroom graffiti is from a toilet stall in one of our all time favorite movies. Who can name the movie? I mean, honestly unless you were dead in the 90s you should know this. I’ll give you a hint: Cam Neely

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Funny Products

I love a good funny product name, but the combination of the name and the picture on this product sort of scares me. I’m not entirely sure I’d want to drink an energy drink with this name. I’m all for a good old fashioned energy drink, but I’d prefer my energy boost sans boner.

funny product names

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funny graffiti

Funny Graffiti

First, MC. Hammer graffiti references on the stop signs, and now this awesome Vanilla Ice graffiti reference. For some unknown reason 1990 and 1991 (or the awkward period as I like to call it) has some weird draw in the graffiti world.

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pepe le pew rapist

Random Rant

We’ve always loved Warner Bros. Looney Tunes, how could you not? Growing up in the 80s, Looney Tunes was a staple of our Saturday morning cartoons. As we made our way through childhood, adolescence, and eventually into adulthood, we watched more of the modern animated garbage that made it’s way onto the TV screen, and it only made us appreciate these classics that much more. With adulthood also came a sense reason and at least a basic understanding of the world around us. To the point where we started to analyze certain things a little deeper than we did on the couch from 8-12 on Saturday morning in the 80s. One thing that started to become clear to us in our latter years, was that Looney Tunes was no where near the modern day definition of politically correct. Standing out from the bunch though, was everyone’s favorite, sexually charged, French skunk, Pepe Le Pew. When we were kids, it was funny the way he persistently and mistakenly pursued the cat with painted on stripes, forcing kisses on her at every opportunity, making comments about making love to her in his French accent, and gripping her tightly as she tried to get away. That’s hilarious… no wait, that’s sexual assault.
The French have, as most understand the stereotype, historically paved the way in sexual adventurism, which adds a nice little touch of good old-fashioned racism to the cartoon shorts. Not quite on the level of the crows from Disney’s Dumbo, but you get the idea. So, let’s get back to the question: Was Pepe Le Pew a rapist? The short answer is no, he never did succeed in putting it to the terrified little cat. That aside, we’d be more than willing to bet that today he’d be going door to door in any cartoon neighborhood he moved to, explaining to his new neighbors that he was a sex offender. So, the next time you’re watching a Pepe Le Pew cartoon, you can make your own judgments on all of this. Personally though, we have a hard time watching them without imagining Pepe trying to explain his “intentions” to Chris Hansen, from To Catch a Predator.

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funny book title

Funny Book Title

We care about disabled people. Except for the ones that drool a lot. Gross.

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funny graffiti

Funny Graffiti

This has to be one of our favorite pieces of funny graffiti. All you graffiti artists could learn something from this one.
Side note: We too hope to be diagnosed with mustaches one day. Though I’m pretty sure my wife would have the cure.

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random funny stuff

Random funny stuff

I can tell you right now, this place makes great food and has great beers on tap. When I noticed this wonderful little bit of stupidity on the menu I knew it would end up on the site. To The Grill Next Door’s credit, they’ve since changed the menu. Occasionally it pays to hire a real designer and copywriter to handle this kind of stuff.

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Classic Bathroom Graffiti

Ohhhh snap!  Take that you damn eco-concious hippie!

This bathroom graffiti gem was found on the wall of a dive-bar bathroom that looked like it had been host to several UFC fights and a couple of hockey games.  The place was pretty fucked up.

Side note: who the hell brings a crayon with them to the bar?

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