This was sent in to us from a reader, not sure of the origin, but it’s great.

Rule #4: No using poop to commit hate crimes
Rule #5: No urinal pooping
Rule #7: No peeing on babies

While we’re on the subject, last we checked www.urinalpoopers.com is available if anyone has an idea for it. How could that website be anything but awesome? I don’t know either.