One of the things that takes a piece of bathroom graffiti to the next level is when the artist makes use of the various bathroom fixtures and incorporates them into the graffiti. We’ve all seen the now infamous piece of bathroom graffiti “Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You.” A great example of a bathroom graffiti piece gone horribly right. This piece of stall art might not be as clever, but it still makes us chuckle.
It’s funny, but at the same time it’s not because it’s so true.
Classic Bathroom Graffiti “Edit”
A lot of great things happened in ’98: Google was established, McGwire broke Maris’s home run record, Monica Lewinsky sucked the “1st” penis, and poor Steve here carved his name on a dive bar bathroom wall. Unfortunately for Steve, someone else remembered an additioinal detail about that day. I’m amazed that in 11+ years Steve never decided to come back and defend his bathroom stall honor (which in itself sounds pretty disturbing when taken out of context).
What I don’t understand is why anyone would choose to leave their mark on society in this way. People must know that this is going to happen. Maybe Steve was smart and carved the whole thing just to beat someone to the punch.
By the way, faux marble walls is one of the signs that you truly are in a dive bar. A lone, hammered, toothless 50 year old woman hitting on you, and/or taxedermied animals are other tell tale signs.