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Now we realize there may be some lost-in-translation aspects of this poster… but come on. Could it be more suggestive? Maybe if we spoke French we’d know this has something to do wine stimulating your appetite, but mostly we just think it’s a man pounding wine with a boner. Hey, whatever you French people think is cool.

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pepe le pew rapist

Random Rant

We’ve always loved Warner Bros. Looney Tunes, how could you not? Growing up in the 80s, Looney Tunes was a staple of our Saturday morning cartoons. As we made our way through childhood, adolescence, and eventually into adulthood, we watched more of the modern animated garbage that made it’s way onto the TV screen, and it only made us appreciate these classics that much more. With adulthood also came a sense reason and at least a basic understanding of the world around us. To the point where we started to analyze certain things a little deeper than we did on the couch from 8-12 on Saturday morning in the 80s. One thing that started to become clear to us in our latter years, was that Looney Tunes was no where near the modern day definition of politically correct. Standing out from the bunch though, was everyone’s favorite, sexually charged, French skunk, Pepe Le Pew. When we were kids, it was funny the way he persistently and mistakenly pursued the cat with painted on stripes, forcing kisses on her at every opportunity, making comments about making love to her in his French accent, and gripping her tightly as she tried to get away. That’s hilarious… no wait, that’s sexual assault.
The French have, as most understand the stereotype, historically paved the way in sexual adventurism, which adds a nice little touch of good old-fashioned racism to the cartoon shorts. Not quite on the level of the crows from Disney’s Dumbo, but you get the idea. So, let’s get back to the question: Was Pepe Le Pew a rapist? The short answer is no, he never did succeed in putting it to the terrified little cat. That aside, we’d be more than willing to bet that today he’d be going door to door in any cartoon neighborhood he moved to, explaining to his new neighbors that he was a sex offender. So, the next time you’re watching a Pepe Le Pew cartoon, you can make your own judgments on all of this. Personally though, we have a hard time watching them without imagining Pepe trying to explain his “intentions” to Chris Hansen, from To Catch a Predator.

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Ten questions you can ask yourself that will help you answer one of the world’s most important questions:

“Am I a douchebag?”

1. Have you ever in your life used the phrase “I’m going to the gym to wail on my pecks”?

2. Do you randomly sit down in public places and play an acoustic guitar?

3. Are you the guy writing on a Mac laptop in the local Starbucks?
Side Note: If you’ve ever brought a guitar into Starbucks, no need to read on… you are a douchebag, period.

4. Have you watched the My new fucking haircut video on youtube and not laughed, but instead ran out and bought all the makings for Jager-bombs?

5. Do you drive a mustang… but you call it a “‘stang”?

6. Do you refuse to go out without your favorite visor on?
Side Note: if you wear the visor upside down, don‘t bother reading on. Walk away from your computer, find the nearest window and jump out of it.

7. Are you now wearing, or have you ever worn more than one polo shirt at a time?

8. Was one or more of said polo shirts worn with a popped collar… on purpose? (Only French people can pull this off without being considered douchebags)

9. Are you now, or at anytime have you ever been French? (Gotcha, popped collars are never cool, neither is being French).

10. Have you, at anytime during the reading of this list, tried to convince yourself that the author doesn’t know what he’s talking about? (You’re most likely French)

Side note: I don’t know why we insist on tooling on the French. I think maybe it’s revenge for all the times Pepe LePew tried to rape that cat during our saturday morning cartoons.
Pepe Le Pew the Rapist

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