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Funny Products and Funny Company Names

It always amazes us what people are willing name their companies, and then what some companies will call their products. Sure some of the foreign products fall under that lost in translation gray area, but American companies and products have no excuse other than stupidity. Here is a collection of some of our favorite funny products, weird advertisements, and ridiculous, unintentionally funny company names and logos.

Megapussi

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Hooker Cockram

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Erektus and Pee Cola

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Mini Dickmanns

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Shit Be Gone

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Pet Sweat

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Shito Mix

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Cooking with Pooh

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Clay Modeling with Pooh …Really?

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Bona Wood Cleaner

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Vergina Lager

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100% Cok (not 90% like other Cok Juice)

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Cock Soup

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Homo Sausage

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Pork Faggots (Can that be real?

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Bubble Balls

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Total Telco Specialists, or TITS for shorts… wait, what?

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Organic Throat Coat

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Clarkes Special Nugget Plug

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Concrete Vibrator …Ladies?

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Bonal Poster

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Got some of your own funny product shots, or pictures of a ridiculous, unintentionally funny company name? Send them in to toilethumor.balls.farts@gmail.com and let us know how you’d like to be credited on the site… for instance: Sent in by Doctor Jesus Von Penissaber III

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Now we realize there may be some lost-in-translation aspects of this poster… but come on. Could it be more suggestive? Maybe if we spoke French we’d know this has something to do wine stimulating your appetite, but mostly we just think it’s a man pounding wine with a boner. Hey, whatever you French people think is cool.

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Foreign products easily make up the majority of our funny products category. There is a seemingly endless supply of foreign product names that take on a whole new meaning in English. Megapussi is no exception. Though in this case we have a hard time believing this product name means anything else in any other language… call us ignorant Americans if you want, but come on… this is one funny foreign product that needs no English translation. SOLD!

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I love a good funny product name, but the combination of the name and the picture on this product sort of scares me. I’m not entirely sure I’d want to drink an energy drink with this name. I’m all for a good old fashioned energy drink, but I’d prefer my energy boost sans boner.

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We care about disabled people. Except for the ones that drool a lot. Gross.

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It Hurts When I poop.

We’re not entirely sure, but we’re guessing this wasn’t on the New York Times Bestseller list. And are we the only ones that think it’s weird that the little kid is hugging a dinosaur while she sh#ts? We might have to track this one down for our personal awkward book collection. It’ll look nice next Cooking with Pooh

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What makes a great funny product name? Usually the word “Dick” will do it. I’m not sure, but shouldn’t the dark ones be larger?

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Shit Be Gone toilet paper. Nothing like getting right to the point with a funny product name. Personally if it were up to me I’d have called it Ass Wipe, but this also works… I guess.
This one was emailed in to us (Thanks to Joel), but again appears to have originated from Joom Gallery

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The Japanese are f%cked up. There, I said it! Leave it to the country with used panties in vending machines to come up with this name for a drink.

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It’s funny, until you look closer and really analyze the photo. Let’s just say the mix seems to meet the expectations you get when you hear this funny product name.

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Tickets to Tijuana, trashy whore, and donkey not included.

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“…in a mysterious sauce”
Look, there’s a enough mystery in Asian food already, do they really need to play games with the ignorant American folks?

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Let’s break this one down. You’re Johnson. You’re a businessman. You take on a business partner named Dix. Do you take some time and come up with a creative name for the company, or do you let your personal pride in your last names drive you to make a really stupid decision and turn your company into a joke? We thank Johnson and Dix – Petroleum Marketers for taking that second option.

And thanks to “Anita Johnson” from MA for sending this one in.

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That tagline writes itself: “Bona: For polishing your wood.”

Side note: We’re available for hire in the product marketing/copy writing field, but we’re extremely expensive.

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If you include the words nut, nuts, balls, cock, dick, etc in your product name we’re going to eventually find it. We’re not saying stop, though neither are we saying it’s smart. We’re simply saying thanks for giving us material. And we’re wondering who the creative directors are that are approving these names? Holy shit. You should probably see if Disney’s Mouse Works will hire you.

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Something about this name just feels right to me. I don’t know what it is, I can’t quite put my finger in it.

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Sounds refreshing. Not sure it’s marketable in the US though. Maybe to a select few. Apparently this is cool in Ghana.

This one was emailed into us (thanks to Joel B. from NJ), origin of the photo is unknown (though we suspect it came from Awesomeville)

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Another one emailed into us. Yes, you read it right.

This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.

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This one was emailed in. You’ve gotta love it when cultural differences go horribly wrong (or horribly right, I guess). Thank you Jamaica.

This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.

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Not exactly Pork Faggots, but Homo Sausage is still enough to make me laugh… but it’s a really uncomfortable laugh, the kind of laugh where it’s obvious that I’d like to be anywhere else but here.

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I’m at a loss for words. The only one I can think of is “awesome.”

This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.

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I just wanted a Ring Ding and some Pepsi, little did I know that for about the same price I could get a baby out of the next vending machine. As much as $1.75 is a bargain for a newborn, I chose the “food”

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Clay Modeling with Pooh. The genius art directors at Disney Mouse Works produce yet another children’s book with a brilliant title. (Not as great as this gem, but a close second)

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“Alright guys, we’ve got a deadline coming up and we need to finalize the name… it’s bubblegum… they’re gumballs… I’VE GOT IT!

Not only is it not creative, but how did the “creative” team let this one slip by without one of them bringing up the fact that the name is, well, retarded?

Side note: Name your product “{Something} Balls” and we’ll eventually find it. Thanks Alberts!

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I’m pretty sure that if you try someone’s nugget plug without asking, you’ll end up in jail.

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I have no god damned clue what a nugget plug is, let alone what makes Clarke’s so special.

If anyone has any insight into this, please let us know.

Thanks!

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When searching for some home improvement equipment, I came across this little gem.

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Sure, I was hoping to find a cheap rotary hammer, but who can’t use a little extra zazz in the bedroom?

Update:  My wife thought it was great.  God rest her soul. If you want to check one out for yourself go to Harbor Freight.

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