Funny bathroom graffiti response

Q: “So, I met a chick… seemed to be good, but then she left. Does she hate me?
A: “Respect the cock, tame the cunt.”

No, she doesn’t hate you, but everyone that read this graffiti on the men’s bathroom wall does. She probably just got fed up with how sensitive you were. Combine that with some extra skinny jeans and voilĂ , you’re sleeping alone tonight… and probably every night for the rest of your life. And get ready for the shocker… the guy that wrote the extra classy quote from the movie Magnolia in response on the wall below, is likely the one that took her home later that night.