Classic Bathroom Graffiti
“I was told there’d be no math!”
This is funny for a lot of different reasons. I honestly want to meet the guy that left the original math problem on the wall. I can understand the second guy’s frustration. You sit down to relax for a few minutes on the toilet and BAM! Algebra! It probably brought the guy back to high school, making him remember that test he failed that started him on the downward spiral that that has been his life ever since. “Solve for x!? I just want to make doody!”
Funny Bathroom Graffiti
If you’re going to branch out from the normal, safe bathroom graffiti, this is how to do it. Sure this guy could have drawn a dick on the bathroom stall wall, but instead he chose to express himself with a bathroom haiku, and an insanely funny one at that.
Clever Bathroom Art
Hilarious. Another great use of the hand drier to create some funny bathroom art.
Much like herpes, once it showed up the music of the Eagles is likely to be something we’re all going to have to live with for the rest of our lives. But to give the Eagles some credit, they don’t cause itchy red sores on your body … at least not often.
It’s graffiti… we’re sure of that. Is it funny? Insightful? The meaning of life? Who knows, because who the hell would take the time to read it? Which begs the question: who the hell took the time to write it? We’re calling this bathroom graffiti a solid fail. Know your audience, people! Ain’t no one got no time for this!
Funny Bathroom Graffiti
In our extensive experience with bathroom stall graffiti we’ve noticed a few things. Not the least of which is that bathroom stalls seem to be used as much for recreation as they are for normal bathroom use. Drawing, writing poetry, having sex, using drugs, bathroom stalls have seen it all, and the writing and graffiti left on the bathroom walls usually paints a solid picture of how hard life has been for a particular bathroom stall. The one thing I’ve never understood is snorting cocaine off of a bathroom surface. I try not to touch any of the surfaces in a dirty bathroom stall, let alone cut up drugs on them and snort them up my nose. Seriously, all you need to do is find a hooker, bring her into the bathroom stall with you and do the lines off her ass like a man.
Bathroom Graffiti – Pull for Art Degree
We find this bathroom graffiti to be complete off-base. We know plenty of people with art degrees that are doing just fine for themselves. Without $150K worth of artistic training how else could they mow those amazing patterns into their client’s lawns.
We’re always shocked to see or hear a person on their cellphone while using the toilet. This isn’t even really bathroom stall etiquette (although if you’re holding up the line you’re that much more of a dick), this is more being generally inconsiderate to those around you that might borrow your cell phone. Just remember folks, the next time you borrow a cell phone from someone and you think to yourself “that phone sorta smelled like balls” well, it probably was the smell of actual balls.
Funny Bathroom Wall Art
This probably one of best uses of a fixture in bathroom graffiti since Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You. We see a lot of this kind of stuff (as you might imagine), and this is definitely one of the best piece of bathroom wall art we’ve come across. Nice work.
Take note people, what you’re reading is gospel. If you’re sitting here looking at this picture and thinking to yourself that it’s the other way around, you should consider suicide. The world will be better off without you and your wild ideas muddying the water for the rest of us “normies.”
And I’m like HAIKU!
We love a good bathroom wall haiku. How could you not? I mean this one isn’t “… refrigerator” but it’s still funny.
Cocaine Needlepoint – Bathroom Wall Art
Is there a classier way to present a messages to the cokeheads using your bathroom? We think not. Does someone want to correct us and tell us this is crochet and not needlepoint? Because we honestly don’t give a f%$#.
Bathroom graffiti edit
Good for Justin, coming back to edit the bathroom graffiti in which he declared of love for Vera. Justin obviously has a good head on his shoulders… well, good enough to simply change the tense of his original graffiti from “loves” to “loved” (notice the d was originally an s). Personally we would have just blacked it out and added her phone number along with her many sexual talents. You’re lucky Vera!
Hilarious Bathroom Graffiti
This bit of bathroom wall graffiti gets right to the point. Crocs are officially one of the biggest trends that we’ve just never understood. And somehow they’ve stood the test of time… but then again so has Nascar, so how shocking is it really?
It’s interesting that men seem to be obsessed with drawing pictures of dicks and balls on the men’s bathroom walls for other men to see. And by interesting we mean super gay.
Funny bathroom graffiti response
Q: “So, I met a chick… seemed to be good, but then she left. Does she hate me?
A: “Respect the cock, tame the cunt.”
No, she doesn’t hate you, but everyone that read this graffiti on the men’s bathroom wall does. She probably just got fed up with how sensitive you were. Combine that with some extra skinny jeans and voilà, you’re sleeping alone tonight… and probably every night for the rest of your life. And get ready for the shocker… the guy that wrote the extra classy quote from the movie Magnolia in response on the wall below, is likely the one that took her home later that night.
Funny Graffiti – Billboards
Truth be told, a lot of funny stuff happens outside of the bathroom stall… I know, hard to believe, right? Well here is a collection of some of our favorite, funny (non) bathroom stall graffiti… specifically, billboard graffiti.
Technically not a billboard, but great graffiti nonetheless.
It’s true, the dog does die… and you cried. Pussy.
We still eat there… sorry, those burritos are amazing.
That’s a dumb question. Everyone knows that dinosaur fossils were put on the Earth by the Devil to test our faith in the planet only being 6000 years old. Heathen!
OK, we admit this is in fact not graffiti, but a great billboard combination.
Funny Products and Funny Company Names
It always amazes us what people are willing name their companies, and then what some companies will call their products. Sure some of the foreign products fall under that lost in translation gray area, but American companies and products have no excuse other than stupidity. Here is a collection of some of our favorite funny products, weird advertisements, and ridiculous, unintentionally funny company names and logos.
Erektus and Pee Cola
Shit Be Gone
Cooking with Pooh
Clay Modeling with Pooh …Really?
Bona Wood Cleaner
100% Cok (not 90% like other Cok Juice)
Pork Faggots (Can that be real?
Total Telco Specialists, or TITS for shorts… wait, what?
Organic Throat Coat
Clarkes Special Nugget Plug
Concrete Vibrator …Ladies?
Got some of your own funny product shots, or pictures of a ridiculous, unintentionally funny company name? Send them in to email@example.com and let us know how you’d like to be credited on the site… for instance: Sent in by Doctor Jesus Von Penissaber III
Batman Bathroom Graffiti
This piece of bathroom graffiti is one of the creepiest ones to date in our opinion. The idea that Batman (or I guess any guy in a big, black, rubber suit) is really into watching you pee really creeps us right out. Some of you might not have a problem with that (and that’s cool), but we do.
Bathroom Stall Art
Honestly, we’re not sure what to make of this bit of bathroom stall art. The little man seems excited thinking about yet another little man that appears to be wearing some sort of helmet… fireman, construction worker, one of the other members of the Village People, your guess is as good as ours. Could it be related to this other much more direct piece of graffiti (seen below) that was only a foot or so away on the very same bathroom stall wall? Perhaps.
This piece of bathroom graffiti is basically the much more hateful version of the one above. Both were in the same bathroom stall. Can’t we assume that the author of this graffiti was also drinking at this bar?
From what we understand, condom companies aren’t liable for our sexual mistakes, whether it be an STD, an unplanned pregnancy or a fat chick. Besides, everyone knows the liquor companies are usually responsible for all of those.
Funny Bathroom Art
Now we realize there may be some lost-in-translation aspects of this poster… but come on. Could it be more suggestive? Maybe if we spoke French we’d know this has something to do wine stimulating your appetite, but mostly we just think it’s a man pounding wine with a boner. Hey, whatever you French people think is cool.
Religious Graffiti Response
Look we all saw the Passion of the Christ. Didn’t Jesus die an insanely bloody death at the hands of an anti-Semitic, raving Mel Gibson? Alright, for the record we didn’t actually see the movie, but this is roughly how we assume it went down.
We refuse to let this bit of religious graffiti go down without having a positive impact on the world. That being said, we are now officially adding a Funny Religious Graffiti category to the site. Praise the Lord!
Thanks to Amy from California for sending this one in.
Religious bathroom graffiti… really?
This piece of bathroom graffiti asks a very important question: What would Jesus do? We tend to agree with the answer. He probably wouldn’t vandalize bathroom walls. Although you have to admit, the idea of Jesus running around vandalizing ancient bathrooms is pretty funny. Is it possible that religious bathroom graffiti could become a new category?
Foreign products easily make up the majority of our funny products category. There is a seemingly endless supply of foreign product names that take on a whole new meaning in English. Megapussi is no exception. Though in this case we have a hard time believing this product name means anything else in any other language… call us ignorant Americans if you want, but come on… this is one funny foreign product that needs no English translation. SOLD!
Funny bathroom graffiti response
Another classic, funny bathroom graffiti response. We here at the bathroom wall would also like all slutty political prisoners freed and immediately sent our headquarters… and by “headquarters” we mean our apartments… and by “apartments” we mean the basements of our parents’ houses. And honestly we’d settle for pizza over slutty political prisoners. Seriously, we’re hungry.
Classic Bathroom Graffiti
We’ve seen the classic bathroom graffiti phrase “why are you looking up here? The joke‘s in your hands.” Well, this is a variation on that old classic which is all good and fine… we see different versions of classic bathroom stall poetry all the time. What’s bothering us about this piece is the response with a hand-drawn Facebook “Like” icon. Does Facebook really need to have a place outside of the virtual world? Isn’t it invasive enough as it is without ending up in our bathrooms? Also worth noting: It’s important that your grammar is solid if you’re going to write graffiti on the bathroom wall, or apparently your 3rd grade teacher will be right behind you correcting your errors with her red pen.
Thanks to Jalen from Philly for sending this one in.
One of the things that takes a piece of bathroom graffiti to the next level is when the artist makes use of the various bathroom fixtures and incorporates them into the graffiti. We’ve all seen the now infamous piece of bathroom graffiti “Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You.” A great example of a bathroom graffiti piece gone horribly right. This piece of stall art might not be as clever, but it still makes us chuckle.
Funny Bathroom Wall Art
Mr Flush says “peanuts and corn kernels clog my pipes.” A nice little piece of bathroom graffiti or bathroom wall art sent in by one of our anonymous visitors. Why one wouldn’t want their name tied to a vulgar bathroom graffiti website, we will never understand. But, thanks for contributing!
Funny Company Names
Really? I know we’ve gone over this one before, but let’s do it again for sanity’s sake. Your name is Hooker (already not that great) and your potential business partner’s name is Cockram (horrible on it’s own). Do the math here… two sexually suggestive names don’t make one respectable company name… they make one awesome company name. There’s no way these guys don’t catch shit for this on a regular basis. And we here at the bathroom wall, truly appreciate that this company doesn’t care what you think about it’s name.