Hand drier instructions have forever been the target of bathroom graffiti artists, and they often produce some of the best funny bathroom graffiti. They tend to have some odd instruction icons on them. We’ve all seen the classic “Press Button, Receive Bacon” Well, now the applaud jellyfish bathroom graffiti has joined the ranks of that classic. Who designs the icon graphics on these bathroom hand driers? Part of me wants to believe that the designer did it on purpose with hopes that someone would leave a wiseass graffiti response on it in every bathroom across America.one
Good for Justin, coming back to edit the bathroom graffiti in which he declared of love for Vera. Justin obviously has a good head on his shoulders… well, good enough to simply change the tense of his original graffiti from “loves” to “loved” (notice the d was originally an s). Personally we would have just blacked it out and added her phone number along with her many sexual talents. You’re lucky Vera!none
“I was told there’d be no math!”
This is funny for a lot of different reasons. I honestly want to meet the guy that left the original math problem on the wall. I can understand the second guy’s frustration. You sit down to relax for a few minutes on the toilet and BAM! Algebra! It probably brought the guy back to high school, making him remember that test he failed that started him on the downward spiral that that has been his life ever since. “Solve for x!? I just want to make doody!”3 com
Hilarious. Another great use of the hand drier to create some funny bathroom art.none
We’ve seen the classic bathroom graffiti phrase “why are you looking up here? The joke‘s in your hands.” Well, this is a variation on that old classic which is all good and fine… we see different versions of classic bathroom stall poetry all the time. What’s bothering us about this piece is the response with a hand-drawn Facebook “Like” icon. Does Facebook really need to have a place outside of the virtual world? Isn’t it invasive enough as it is without ending up in our bathrooms? Also worth noting: It’s important that your grammar is solid if you’re going to write graffiti on the bathroom wall, or apparently your 3rd grade teacher will be right behind you correcting your errors with her red pen.
Thanks to Jalen from Philly for sending this one in.none
4. Wipe hands on pants
Like we’ve said before, bathroom graffiti artists definitely love to target the bathroom hand drier instructions for their poetic little bits of graffiti wisdom. Everyone knows those old style bathroom hand driers suck and never quite do the job. This one’s a new one that we’ve never seen before, but I’d say it’s an instant classic. There’s also the bonus piece of graffiti… the classic you know you can always fall back on if you’re not feeling creative… that’s right: “FUCK”. You’re in the shitter, you’re bored, might as well write “fuck” on the wall, the hand drier, the bathroom mirror… whatever else I can before you leave the bathroom.
Ohhhh snap! Take that you damn eco-concious hippie!
This bathroom graffiti gem was found on the wall of a dive-bar bathroom that looked like it had been host to several UFC fights and a couple of hockey games. The place was pretty fucked up.
Side note: who the hell brings a crayon with them to the bar?2 com
What else can you say about this one? I guess I just have to appreciate the fact that I was lucky enough to be in a dive bar toilet that the actual Ass Master himself also used.
Side note: I used a paper towel to open the door when I left… I don’t know where the Ass Masters hands have been.none
This would be an awesome wall mounted machine. I mean who doesn’t like bacon? I mean other than hippie vegetarians, and vegans. I’m just kidding, you guys are adorable with your morals.none
(In a stupid southern accent)
“Hey, man, does the last line on the swastika go up, or down, I can’t never remember that part.”
Now, no one has ever accused racist people of being particularly smart, but this attempt at racist graffiti really made me shake my head in disappointment and chuckle at the same time. Imagine this: you’re a racist. You’re already a pretty worthless person… now imagine that you aren’t even capable of being a proper racist. Sad huh? What’s left for this guy?
…but bringing one into a dive bar bathroom and carving stupid bathroom graffiti into the wall, totally cool. Folks, if we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times… bathroom graffiti doesn’t need to be complicated, bathroom graffiti just needs to be funny and or clever. And for god’s sake, just buy some markers. Enough with the bathroom graffiti carved into the walls. It’s way too much effort.none
Who is Ian? Ian is the guy that brought a chisel to the bar and carved his name into the cement wall. Now that’s dedication in the world of bathroom stall graffiti.none
Definitely the most intricate illustration I’ve seen in any of the dive bar men’s rooms I’ve been in. Which brings me to my next point: it’s a men’s room. Don’t draw dicks on the men’s room wall. Draw straight guys things, like boobs, or write something about your ex’s sexual skills (then add her phone number).2 com
We left Sherry a message. Haven’t heard back from her yet.none
“Why are you looking up here, the joke is in your hands”
An oldy, but certainly a goody. Don’t ever let anything stop you from scrawling the classics on the bathroom wall. The next time you’re taking a dump in a public place, remember that ex that screwed you over. Then remember that one sexual talent that he/she had and write something about it along with his/her phone number.none
No wait…fuck Bolivia (look closely, you’ll see it)! So there!
Where in the world would one find such polarizing views on Bolivia? Were we in Bolivia, or maybe some neighboring country? Chile? Portugal? I don’t even know where the hell Bolivia is.
The point I am trying to make is that neither do 95% of the people in New Hampshire, which is one of the whitest states ever. The state nickname is actually “The Whiter State.”
PS – The Old Man on the Mountain got what he had coming to him. Plus, he owed me money.none
A lot of great things happened in ’98: Google was established, McGwire broke Maris’s home run record, Monica Lewinsky sucked the “1st” penis, and poor Steve here carved his name on a dive bar bathroom wall. Unfortunately for Steve, someone else remembered an additioinal detail about that day. I’m amazed that in 11+ years Steve never decided to come back and defend his bathroom stall honor (which in itself sounds pretty disturbing when taken out of context).
What I don’t understand is why anyone would choose to leave their mark on society in this way. People must know that this is going to happen. Maybe Steve was smart and carved the whole thing just to beat someone to the punch.
By the way, faux marble walls is one of the signs that you truly are in a dive bar. A lone, hammered, toothless 50 year old woman hitting on you, and/or taxedermied animals are other tell tale signs.none