Some may think this sign is funny, but we here at the bathroom wall have a problem with it. If anything, an elderly couple crossing the street is 100 points if you manage to get both of them.
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noneI love a good funny product name, but the combination of the name and the picture on this product sort of scares me. I’m not entirely sure I’d want to drink an energy drink with this name. I’m all for a good old fashioned energy drink, but I’d prefer my energy boost sans boner.
I hope you all enjoy this one as much as I do. I damn near crashed my car to get this shot.
Shit Be Gone toilet paper. Nothing like getting right to the point with a funny product name. Personally if it were up to me I’d have called it Ass Wipe, but this also works… I guess.
This one was emailed in to us (Thanks to Joel), but again appears to have originated from Joom Gallery
The Japanese are f%cked up. There, I said it! Leave it to the country with used panties in vending machines to come up with this name for a drink.
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It’s funny, until you look closer and really analyze the photo. Let’s just say the mix seems to meet the expectations you get when you hear this funny product name.
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Someone sent me a link to Sketchy Santas recently and it is the greatest Christmas website ever made. Bask in the glory of these horribly awkward and totally creepy/hilarious pictures. It it way too easy to imagine any of these “Santas” showing up on “To Catch a Predator”.
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(In a stupid southern accent)
“Hey, man, does the last line on the swastika go up, or down, I can’t never remember that part.”
Now, no one has ever accused racist people of being particularly smart, but this attempt at racist graffiti really made me shake my head in disappointment and chuckle at the same time. Imagine this: you’re a racist. You’re already a pretty worthless person… now imagine that you aren’t even capable of being a proper racist. Sad huh? What’s left for this guy?
“…in a mysterious sauce”
Look, there’s a enough mystery in Asian food already, do they really need to play games with the ignorant American folks?
Let’s break this one down. You’re Johnson. You’re a businessman. You take on a business partner named Dix. Do you take some time and come up with a creative name for the company, or do you let your personal pride in your last names drive you to make a really stupid decision and turn your company into a joke? We thank Johnson and Dix – Petroleum Marketers for taking that second option.
And thanks to “Anita Johnson” from MA for sending this one in.
That tagline writes itself: “Bona: For polishing your wood.”
Side note: We’re available for hire in the product marketing/copy writing field, but we’re extremely expensive.
This amazing failure of a drawing was found on a New England restaurant specials board. Now we understand you don’t need advanced degrees to work in the average restaurant, but any less-than-retarded 5 year old knows a turkey doesn’t have 4 legs unless it was imported from the Chernobyl turkey farm.
If you include the words nut, nuts, balls, cock, dick, etc in your product name we’re going to eventually find it. We’re not saying stop, though neither are we saying it’s smart. We’re simply saying thanks for giving us material. And we’re wondering who the creative directors are that are approving these names? Holy shit. You should probably see if Disney’s Mouse Works will hire you.
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Another great classic bathroom graffiti “response.” Here we see some bathroom graffiti from one of those little-known, fabric worshiping cults.
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Another one sent in to us by one of our loyal readers, origin unknown.
In what country does “Toilet” mean whatever is happening on this sign? We only ask because we’d like to move there.
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Something about this name just feels right to me. I don’t know what it is, I can’t quite put my finger in it.
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Sounds refreshing. Not sure it’s marketable in the US though. Maybe to a select few. Apparently this is cool in Ghana.
This one was emailed into us (thanks to Joel B. from NJ), origin of the photo is unknown (though we suspect it came from Awesomeville)
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Another one emailed into us. Yes, you read it right.
This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.
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This one was emailed in. You’ve gotta love it when cultural differences go horribly wrong (or horribly right, I guess). Thank you Jamaica.
This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.
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I have one of those every morning.
I didn’t even click on the link to find out what the article was about. I find the mystery to be much more fun.
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Not exactly Pork Faggots, but Homo Sausage is still enough to make me laugh… but it’s a really uncomfortable laugh, the kind of laugh where it’s obvious that I’d like to be anywhere else but here.
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I’m at a loss for words. The only one I can think of is “awesome.”
This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.
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I just wanted a Ring Ding and some Pepsi, little did I know that for about the same price I could get a baby out of the next vending machine. As much as $1.75 is a bargain for a newborn, I chose the “food”
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This was on the inside of the stall door. And just like that, I was trapped… and I couldn’t even smoke to pass the time. I did eventually find my way out.
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Cooking with Pooh. That’s right folks, this is a real book (I actually own it… how could I not?). A big thanks to the art directors at Disney Mouse Works that let this one slip out the door, not just for the name, but for whatever is being stirred in that bowl.
“Alright guys, we’ve got a deadline coming up and we need to finalize the name… it’s bubblegum… they’re gumballs… I’VE GOT IT!
Not only is it not creative, but how did the “creative” team let this one slip by without one of them bringing up the fact that the name is, well, retarded?
Side note: Name your product “{Something} Balls” and we’ll eventually find it. Thanks Alberts!
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