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Funny Company Names - Hooker Cockram

Funny Company Names

Really? I know we’ve gone over this one before, but let’s do it again for sanity’s sake. Your name is Hooker (already not that great) and your potential business partner’s name is Cockram (horrible on it’s own). Do the math here… two sexually suggestive names don’t make one respectable company name… they make one awesome company name. There’s no way these guys don’t catch shit for this on a regular basis. And we here at the bathroom wall, truly appreciate that this company doesn’t care what you think about it’s name.

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funny signs

Funny Signs

Some may think this sign is funny, but we here at the bathroom wall have a problem with it. If anything, an elderly couple crossing the street is 100 points if you manage to get both of them.

See more funny signs and sign graffiti

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Funny Products

I love a good funny product name, but the combination of the name and the picture on this product sort of scares me. I’m not entirely sure I’d want to drink an energy drink with this name. I’m all for a good old fashioned energy drink, but I’d prefer my energy boost sans boner.

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funny book title

Funny Book Title

We care about disabled people. Except for the ones that drool a lot. Gross.

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random funny stuff

Random funny stuff

I can tell you right now, this place makes great food and has great beers on tap. When I noticed this wonderful little bit of stupidity on the menu I knew it would end up on the site. To The Grill Next Door’s credit, they’ve since changed the menu. Occasionally it pays to hire a real designer and copywriter to handle this kind of stuff.

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Funny Products

Shit Be Gone toilet paper. Nothing like getting right to the point with a funny product name. Personally if it were up to me I’d have called it Ass Wipe, but this also works… I guess.
This one was emailed in to us (Thanks to Joel), but again appears to have originated from Joom Gallery

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Funny Product Names

It’s funny, until you look closer and really analyze the photo. Let’s just say the mix seems to meet the expectations you get when you hear this funny product name.

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Funny foreign products

“…in a mysterious sauce”
Look, there’s a enough mystery in Asian food already, do they really need to play games with the ignorant American folks?

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Funny Company Names

Let’s break this one down. You’re Johnson. You’re a businessman. You take on a business partner named Dix. Do you take some time and come up with a creative name for the company, or do you let your personal pride in your last names drive you to make a really stupid decision and turn your company into a joke? We thank Johnson and Dix – Petroleum Marketers for taking that second option.

And thanks to “Anita Johnson” from MA for sending this one in.

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Funny Products

That tagline writes itself: “Bona: For polishing your wood.”

Side note: We’re available for hire in the product marketing/copy writing field, but we’re extremely expensive.

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This amazing failure of a drawing was found on a New England restaurant specials board. Now we understand you don’t need advanced degrees to work in the average restaurant, but any less-than-retarded 5 year old knows a turkey doesn’t have 4 legs unless it was imported from the Chernobyl turkey farm.

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Funny Products

If you include the words nut, nuts, balls, cock, dick, etc in your product name we’re going to eventually find it. We’re not saying stop, though neither are we saying it’s smart. We’re simply saying thanks for giving us material. And we’re wondering who the creative directors are that are approving these names? Holy shit. You should probably see if Disney’s Mouse Works will hire you.

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Funny Products

Something about this name just feels right to me. I don’t know what it is, I can’t quite put my finger in it.

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Funny Products

Sounds refreshing. Not sure it’s marketable in the US though. Maybe to a select few. Apparently this is cool in Ghana.

This one was emailed into us (thanks to Joel B. from NJ), origin of the photo is unknown (though we suspect it came from Awesomeville)

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Funny Products

Another one emailed into us. Yes, you read it right.

This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.

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Funny Products

This one was emailed in. You’ve gotta love it when cultural differences go horribly wrong (or horribly right, I guess). Thank you Jamaica.

This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.

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Funny Products

Not exactly Pork Faggots, but Homo Sausage is still enough to make me laugh… but it’s a really uncomfortable laugh, the kind of laugh where it’s obvious that I’d like to be anywhere else but here.

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Funny Products

I’m at a loss for words. The only one I can think of is “awesome.”

This one also appears to have originated from Joom Gallery not sure who or what they are, but if this came from them we like em.

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Funny Products

I just wanted a Ring Ding and some Pepsi, little did I know that for about the same price I could get a baby out of the next vending machine. As much as $1.75 is a bargain for a newborn, I chose the “food”

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Funny Products

Clay Modeling with Pooh. The genius art directors at Disney Mouse Works produce yet another children’s book with a brilliant title. (Not as great as this gem, but a close second)

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Funny Products

“Alright guys, we’ve got a deadline coming up and we need to finalize the name… it’s bubblegum… they’re gumballs… I’VE GOT IT!

Not only is it not creative, but how did the “creative” team let this one slip by without one of them bringing up the fact that the name is, well, retarded?

Side note: Name your product “{Something} Balls” and we’ll eventually find it. Thanks Alberts!

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I’m pretty sure that if you try someone’s nugget plug without asking, you’ll end up in jail.

Funny Products

I have no god damned clue what a nugget plug is, let alone what makes Clarke’s so special.

If anyone has any insight into this, please let us know.

Thanks!

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